2007-01-08 20:40:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Get him a job as a Talksport presenter.Simply point the microphone at his bum,and whenever he guffs,the listeners will think it's one of the Talksport dicks trumping off at the mouth again!No-one will ever notice the difference!
2007-01-08 22:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sneak some "Beano" into a place he'll find it with an attached post-it bearing a smiley. Be discreet =P
(Beano = Over-the-counter anti-fart pill)
2007-01-09 04:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by Garet Claborn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him it's rude and offensive and ask him if he could move a short distance away before he lets ripp in the future, then after a few moments return to the seat then everyone is happy.
2007-01-09 04:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by alexrichardson4u5h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a earlier or later bus smelly git when you and other ppl are standing there or say very loudly whats that horrible smell
2007-01-09 05:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by lorraine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always check what way the wind is blowing and stand accordingly, problem solved!
2007-01-09 06:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
unless it is youu I suggst walking to the next bus stop along; might make you a bit fitter anyway.
2007-01-09 05:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by D B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speak softly, but carry a big cork.
2007-01-09 04:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe!! thats well funny!! you poor sod. stand a few feet away from him!! or you could pull a funny face of discust at him?! maybe he would get the picture!!
2007-01-09 04:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
stand up-wind from him and let rip with your own S.B.D. (silent but deadly), so he can enjoy the fragrant bouquet.
2007-01-09 04:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by Astro Gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Light it - he wont need to catch the bus home then ;-)
2007-01-09 04:47:53 · answer #10 · answered by max 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋