Like Americans.
Then we can give them a Yahoo Answers site and they can fight it out on here with the mindset that it actually does anything for anyone.
2007-01-08 19:17:46 · 13 answers · asked by NONAME 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
We'd have to drop a few billion cheeseburgers to get them addicted first though.
2007-01-08 19:18:27 · update #1
Once we occlude the Iraqi heart, maybe they'll resort to watching their local cleric preach on TV during Friday prayers....like many lazy Americans do on Sundays..
(what sort of toy would the little kiddies get in their happy meals??)
2007-01-08 19:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Archaic Aperture 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, you've actually stumbled onto a HUGE military secret.
The McRib sandwich coming back has pork in it, and this is surreptitiously being placed into locations near terrorist activity.
Once the terrorists realize they've eaten a pork product, they will have no choice but to lay down the AK-47s and RPGs and go back to making eye catching hand woven rugs which will be used by their rebuilt Air Force as flying carpets.
Again, this is totally confidential, please don't tell anyone that this is posted on the internet where a few million infidels might see it and compromise our operational security.
2007-01-09 03:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm from Iraq ..! first of all not all of Iraq is fighting the USA , second of all i suggest that you feed USA politicains some vitamines which can help in re-thinking about Iraqis as a different categories like Shiite and kurds and Sunnis and that they should help who did not fight them with everypossible modern things and fight the bad ones .Third a man eats to live not lives to eat ( Jesus Christ )
2007-01-09 03:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by haidar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No...We should just Nuke Bomb em...and stupid boy not all americans are lazy! ! ! ! Maybe...most americans are just fighting a losing battle and becoming tired. Think about it StupidI Americans LET ALL these foreigners IN our COUNTRY...AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN.....quit LETTING THEM IN HERE...ya wanna know why when your shopping and everybody else in the store is HINDU and No one speaks any f-in english...Whites are the minority and its our fault
2007-01-09 03:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
McDonalds may not sell in Iraq. McDonalds did't work in Nigeria.
2007-01-09 03:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by smorgasborg69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt!
A Million of McD's in US made them FAT but not lazy to fight wars!!!
2007-01-09 04:00:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
McDonalds is actually healthy when not eaten by the ton. You want to fatten them up, feed them tacos.
2007-01-09 03:22:32 · answer #7 · answered by m. b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give them cheeseburgers if they agree to fight for a peace,
and everyone sits together and resolves this issue, so that
they can make money and love and not war.........................
2007-01-09 03:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by gorglin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha...........then they will act like most Americans.
Then we should give them t.v.'s, video games, illegal aliens, and all of our politicians. We won't have to worry about them for a long time!
Problems solved.
2007-01-09 03:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by no worries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It couldn't be any worse than the Bush plan to date.
2007-01-09 03:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by ME 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋