Serious answers only.
2007-01-08 18:55:13 · 18 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Surely you can rig up a chair on wheels so she can do her duty. What kind of man wouldnt go a little out of his way to add a couple wheels to her kitchen stool so she can bring you whatever you need?
2007-01-08 18:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did your wife know before She married You that She did
for bringing you beer ?
When your wife took Her marriage wows
did You clearly hear Her say - For better or for worse , in sickness or in health to bring You beer till death do us part ?
2007-01-09 03:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is a serious answer for you...your an @ss!!! Get your own darn beer!
Hope she divorces you, once she is walking again and walks right out of the door.
2007-01-09 03:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by Twisted Maggie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, don't divorce her. She doesn't have you bring you the beer now, she can give you the money to buy the beer. That's even better! And if she doesn't do that, then blackmail her for the beer. After all, she has to please you if she's your wife.
2007-01-09 03:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serious answers? I think your WIFE is the one who needs to look up divorce lawyers in the phone book.
2007-01-09 03:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by louel53 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you should because your wife not only have a broken leg but also she is blind to have a husband like you.
2007-01-09 03:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by Melon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if all you care for is your beer, then go ahead. i just hope your wife realizes that his husband loves his beer than her wife.
btw, don't you have your own legs?
2007-01-09 03:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by misscoyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, divorce her, she is only using excuses. She still has a good leg. So whats the problem. Tell her to crawl if she has too. Broken leg my butt.
2007-01-09 02:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by alcontch 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
right, and who would bring you beer? btw, be careful or she might break your leg too....
2007-01-09 03:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends...maybe you should stop drinking beer and get your butt off that couch(lose that beer belly).
2007-01-09 03:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by ♪♫♫♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋