As a seagull I would walk the beach eating every fishy thing that I could find, steal a couple of ice cream cones from kids, and check the dumpster for something to nibble. When I feel as full of s*** as a Christmas goose, I would fly over the head of Dick Cheney and twist myself like a tube of tooth paste and paint that guy with the white wash!
Mission Accomplished my tail feathers!!
2007-01-08 17:44:46
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answer #1
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answered by whrldpz 7
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Paris Hilton
2007-01-08 17:29:29
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answered by jrsygrl 7
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Dakota Fanning
2007-01-08 17:32:32
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answered by Money 3
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I would pooooop on Paris Hilton. She's a little too skinny though so it would be a diffcult target. I would high five all my bird buddies if I got her in the eye.
2007-01-08 17:31:30
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answered by Anonymous
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All the SOB's who came up with FICO scores, creidt reports, etc. and made it a friggin popularity contest to get credit.
2007-01-08 17:30:37
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answered by JUSTFORFUN 1
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Thats a long darn list. My ex husband, his attorney, the IRS , George Bush .......it goes on and on.
2007-01-08 17:29:49
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answered by LIly 4
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All the clean cars coming out of the car wash, then my ex's!!
2007-01-08 17:31:50
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answered by Trese 5
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whoa dude you asked this like 3 times!!
LOFL
well If I were a seagull I'd **** on myself!!
I almost got shited on by a pigeon today, 190390390 pigeons to be exact
you stalking me...............?
2007-01-08 17:32:08
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answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6
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if i was a sea gull i would not be concerned about people,and poop when i felt like it ,only then .irespective of what was below me at the time
2007-01-08 17:29:55
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answered by Anonymous
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My ex husband
2007-01-08 17:29:32
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answered by Robin W 4
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