WHO WANTS 10 POINTS? And why...?

Question

Most creative answer gets 10 points..
Im fricken bored so make it funny!!

Answer 1

'hit me baby one more time!!!'

Answer 2

I don't want the 10 points ... someone else can have them but I'm concerned with your boredom ... you seem like such a fun person and really great to be around ... boredom seems so unfair for a person like yourself. I truly hope that you are feeling much better after reading all the things people have to say. If by chance none of these help ease your boredom, can I share a birthday card I got today ... it went like this

There's a crash test dummy family in their car ....
and the dad says"you kids settle down back there, or so help me. I'll ram this car into he first brick wall I see"

Crash Test Dummy Dads

Hope your boredom is gone and thanks for letting me share my card with you... Happy Unboredom Day to you !!!!

Answer 3

Because 10 points is better than 2 points

Answer 4

I want ten points so that I can ask two questions:

In what language can I whistle three times and mean "brain"?
and
Where can I indulge my artichoke fetish? (preferably in a society with an authoritarian government)

Actually, here's why: After reviewing the other answers just submitted, I remembered that I can guarantee you that I will spend my points on 5 useful questions that do not consist of "Why is George Bush a dumb ****?" "Will you cyber-sex me up?" "Do you like my face?" "Am I the perfect weight?" "Do you like the color blue (cause I do)? "Why am I so good-lookin'? "Whose your daddy?" "Why are liberals so pathetic?" and "Why is Bill O'Reilly so pasty and revolting?" "What do I do when I have to go on a date with somebody ugly?" or, "Isn't my avatar cute?" I promise that I have better questions. And they might even be funny as well as intelligent, you never know!

Answer 5

I need 10 points because I had a rough long evening- it wasn't a good one for my dad, who has Alzheimers and I feel really depleted of energy right now so I logged in here. I know it's not funny but, hey, I'm here, so I apologize if this depresses you. Thnx.

Answer 6

Who told you that I needed those points?I know you know.Don't try holdin out on me,someone's been talkin and I wanna know who?Do I LOOK like I need those points.I DON"T NEED NO FREAKIN POINTS!!!!.Now, you just need to tell me WHO"S been talkin and all THIS just goes away and nobody will be the wiser.I don't have nothin against you but I'm here to tell you that this will go alot easier if you just go ahead and tell me what I wanna know.No one HAS to get hurt here.I'm a reasonable person aren't I? I've always been good to ya.Helped your family out when you needed a hand.So ya needs to be spillin and tell me who's been talkin and we can both just go on home and have a nice quiet meal.Whata ya say?

Answer 7

I want 10 points cos I love you

Answer 8

I want 10 points so that my grandma can get that kidney transplant so that she can work to save the farm that my grand-daddy built with his own two hands...May he rest in peace..And go figure 10 points should just about do it.....yeah 10 points.

Answer 9

Pffff, easy question. There is only one who truly deserves these points!!! And It is I, The ALMIGHTY Cupcake Bunny!! Dont you dare waste the points on an inferior piece of flesh! Yes, that is right! Choose sugar over flesh! FOR THERE IS NONE MORE WORTHY OF THOSE 10 POINTS THAN MYSELF!! MUAHAHAHHAAha!!....*ahem*...

And if you dont, I shall suck you in through my nonexistent throat, down into my sugary abdomen! And eventually you will be consumed...(but dont worry about that they usualy gulp us cupcakes down in one bite. the problem of course is the acids in the stomach...woops, better bring along a space suit.)

Answer 10

I Love Best Answers

Answer 11

I want to put it on my resume for a job in a top-level law enforcement position. My son also needs a new pair of shoes, and the points would be a big help there.

In summary: resume, and he needs a new pair of shoes.