If I become a zombie, tickle me. I'm extremely ticklish and I'll double over in laughter.
2007-01-08 15:00:15 · 36 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The very first people to create a Zombie were and are the Haitian people, now from what i read in order to restore a Zombies memories one must place salt of the earth not sea salt in to the mouth of the Zombie, this is supposed to return the memories of the person who has become a Zombie, this is however only a temporary solution and wouldn't last more than a day or so it all depends on the will power of the person before he/she became a Zombie, the best thing you could do for the person is use the salt to return the poor souls memory and explain the situation to him/her and give the person a choice, 1. give the Zombie person a gun and let him/her take there own life(to keep some self respect) 2. let the Zombie person revert back into a brain sucking Zombie and then shot it and put it out of it's misery, there are no more options after this.
2007-01-11 18:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you become a zombie, please be sure to find me so that I can restrain you and tickle you to our hearts content!
If I become a zombie, I think that my love of tickling and love of being tickled by ladies would definitely keep me from sucking brains.
If that fails, put George Dubya in the room with me and I will starve to death.
2007-01-09 12:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by mgctouch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay... This is going to sound weird but I have this symmetry issue. If you poke me in the left shoulder I have to like scratch or rub my right one in roughly the same place just to feel like I'm in balance. I'm don't have OCD or anything but you could literally keep me from sucking your brain for hours with nothing more than a stick.
2007-01-08 15:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just put a bullet in my head. no nonsense or messing around. besides, you won't be ticklish anymore when you're a zombie- all feedback from your body to your brain is disconnected, right?
2007-01-08 15:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cover your head in Marzipan, that stuff makes me want to retch! Or tickling would totally work on me too... I'm EXTREMELY ticklish also : )
2007-01-08 15:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flavor your brain with sweet and sour sauce. I can't stand that stuff.
If you became a zombie, I would put feathered underwear on you and nature would do the rest.
2007-01-08 15:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tickle me too or take sympathy on me and a quick bullet to the head. It's more humane than tickling me, trust me. LOL
2007-01-08 15:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by Up an Evolutionary Tree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take one of these and aim for my head.. otherwise, i'll transform into a slimy multi-limbed, face-hugging xenomorph.
Remington 870 12GA shotgun
AK-47 Assault Rifle
Ruger 44 Magnum
M79 Grenade Launcher
2007-01-08 15:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chop off my head.
And I wouldn't try and tickle you because you'd just eat my arm. Evil ticklish zombie.
2007-01-08 15:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Be stinky. I'm serious. Even as a mind-dead zombie I wouldn't be able to eat you if you reeked.
2007-01-08 15:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by gigi_victory 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋