Isn't it times like this that you wish that North Dakota exists?

Question

I could really go for a delicious north dakota beaver right about now (and I am talking about the animal, get your minds out of the gutter!)

circlometry used to feed me high quality beavers from north dakota, but now that it doesn't exist, i'm freakin out!!

Answer 1

i still feed you beavers but nowaday we have to settle on the less expensive south dakota one. they say south dakota beavers taste more like apples but sometimes they have a tendency to affect your vision. you can still tell apart colors right?

Answer 2

North Dakota does in fact exist. There are still plenty of beavers to munch on here. Don't settle for South Dakota beavers and for god's sake don't eat any from Montana, they are cross breed with sheep.