it spit mustard right in my eye, I cut it inhalf, am i going to jail now for sandwich slaughter?
2007-01-08 13:46:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sounds like your sandwhich has developed a case of the "terrible two's" i would know because doctors say i have stopped my emotional development at the age of two
2007-01-08 13:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aren't sandwiches an endangered specie. They only live about 5 minutes after they are born. Maybe that is why it spit on you. : D
2007-01-08 13:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hate to be the one to break it to you, but that wasn't a sammich you had in your mouth, it was a big weinie. Hmmm...You cut it in half you say? Yes, that would be slaughter. Consider looking to Lorena Bobbitt for some advice on this issue.
2007-01-08 13:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least it didn't throw ketchup all over you....but then again you could have claimed self defense that way.
2007-01-08 13:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by baby shih tzu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was grilled Llama.
2007-01-08 13:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you drooled on it first
2007-01-08 13:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't want you to eat it.
2007-01-08 13:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋