I was looking for text message jokes that I could send. Anybody know some?
2007-01-08 13:45:41 · 4 answers · asked by nan-nan 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Cell Phones & Plans
A police saw a man in town wid his penis out. he asked- why is ur penis out? man- wat penis? dis is a telescope. police- r u mad? how could dat be a telescope?. man-cause if i push it up ur a s s u'll see stars
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lady goes on holiday 2 the caribbean n meets a black man.after fantastic sex she asks his name. he says my name is Snow and the lady starts laughinin. the man asks her why she is laughing. she replies my husband will never believe i had 10 inches of snow in the caribbean.
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a man sat next 2 a woman on a bus & said "damn u fine! U got a cute face, pretty t i t s and i bet u got a nice a s s 2". she whispered "wait till u see my d i c k!"
2007-01-08 14:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by Kay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heres one you can send to guys
Police have found a man dead in the park, beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly a$$, and a small willy, text me back if your are ok.
2007-01-08 13:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by HVAC Man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea-HELP!!!!! i was just arrested for being the worlds ugliest person- could you come down to the police station and prove its not true?
2007-01-08 13:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by PaRtYqUeEn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on jokes.com
2007-01-08 13:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by jOe RuLeS!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋