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It's my birthday today -- I'm 47!
Thanks in advance -- most creative answer gets the 10 points :)

2007-01-08 13:09:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Holidays Other - Holidays

I'm overwhelmed by the funny and sincere responses. What a great bunch of people here! Thanks!

2007-01-09 01:37:33 · update #1

31 answers

Happy Birthday! I just checked your 360 page. Loved your blog entry about the Republican dinner invitation you turned down. You should update your page, by the way.

Sorry I can't be more creative than this. It's late, and I'm on Eastern time, so that makes it very late for me. By the way, we're the same age.

Oops, hey, I was wrong. I'm 48. I forgot. That happens when you're 48.

2007-01-08 17:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Terisu 7 · 3 0

Happy Birthday Big Boy!

2007-01-08 21:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by Angelz 5 · 2 0

In 94 I was 47, I was born in 47. I have had 47 teeth. I have lived in 47 houses. I have had 47 girlfriends, my brother lives 47 miles away, What a lovely number is 47. Hip Hip Hooray 47 is not plain
You will never be 47 again.

Ta dum

2007-01-08 21:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 3 0

If I have your birthdate right (Jan 8th) then by my calculations your date of conception was on or about 17 April 1959 which was a Friday.

You were born on a Friday

You are 47 years old
You are 564 months old
You are 2,453 weeks old
You are 17,167 days old

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.71898238747554 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There are 365 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 48 candles.

Those 48 candles produce 48 BTUs, or 12,096 calories of heat (that's only 12.0960 food Calories!).

You can boil 5.49 US ounces of water with that many candles.

2007-01-08 21:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by briardan 4 · 2 0

No, I don't think I will wish you a happy birthday. I don't remember receiving a happy birthday from you last year. Of course, it may have been lost in the mail. If you did send me one, let me know, and I'll be happy to wish you a happy birthday too.

Cheers.

But no happy birthday.

2007-01-08 21:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by homo erectus 3 · 0 1

Happy happy birthday to you.
47 years ago The Coasters record "Youngblood,
They probably wrote it knowing that through your veins flows Young Blood.
Happy birthday hope your day was fabulous.

2007-01-08 21:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by wandawoooo 2 · 2 0

i'm not looking for the points, but I do want to say Happy Birthday to you. Hope it's a good year!

2007-01-08 21:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Iseult 3 · 2 0

Happy Birthday, you share today with both my daughter and Elvis! You are in great company. Hope you had a wonderful day.

2007-01-08 21:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by GAgirl 4 · 2 0

Happy 47th Birthday - Hope this year brings for you all you ever dreamed of and much more. Best wishes for the year ahead!

2007-01-08 21:24:09 · answer #9 · answered by soulful thinker 5 · 2 0

i wish you the most happiest birthdays Mr. 47. i wish you peace in your decisions, happiness over the smallest of things. i wish you time to take advantage of the beauty in the world, and the inner peace of knowing that you are special, able to give and receive love. and most of all i wish you blessed wonderful health in the new year that starts tomorrow for you~

2007-01-08 21:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by pa625 5 · 2 0

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