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I'm young, thin and pretty. I have a little girl. I live with my mom. My dad has supported me since I was born. I don't want to work so I think the easiest thing to do would be to marry a rich old man who is desperately seeking a trophy wife. How do I find one?

2007-01-08 13:03:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

14 answers

You don't. Men marry women who have something to offer. You apparently have nothing but trouble to offer to anyone who gets involved with you. Get a job, a life and then someone will come along.

2007-01-08 13:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by CyndiDrum 4 · 8 1

First of all, you need to get your GED, go to community college and/or trade school, learn a trade and GET A JOB SO YOU CAN PAY YOUR OWN BILLS, instead of aspiring to be a lazy sleazy prostitute!

But, if you still choose the vulgar life of a hooker, here are some ideas.

Send your kid to live with your mom and move out (rich guys do NOT want babymamas!). Go to a big city with a lot of VERY rich guys - New York, San Francisco, Houston, Chicago, Boston ect.

Then get a job in a bar, department store, country club, strip club or other service business frequented by rich men. Select your target, pretend to actually like him, and reel him in.

Then be prepared to be constantly on the lookout for the next sleazy chick who's younger than you, bustier than you and willing to do degrading sex stuff that you won't do - that woman is your competition, and she is out there, plotting to take the man your sponging off.

So be prepared to spend a LOT of time in the gym, to be constantly dieting, to be constantly getting plastic surgery and to be on the constant lookout for the next golddigger.

Oh, and be prepared to NEVER get to see your kid, since you probably had to lie to your rich husband about being childless when you married him.

Then, eventually, you'll hit 30, and he'll dump you for the next greedy dirty slut who'll do anything for a dollar - and you'll go home lonely, broke and alienated from your own child.

What a great life!!!

Or, you could just get off your lazy butt and GO TO SCHOOL AND GET A JOB!!!!

2007-01-08 13:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 10 1

First if he is rich, he's probably selfish with it and you aren't gonna get any of the money. It would be nice if
you could find what you are looking for but I think what you really want is the security. If you are smart instead of trying to find a rich man to take care of you, take care of yourself and your child on your own. If you rely on that rich man only, you'll find yourself in a controlling relationship, having to ask or beg for money.

2007-01-08 13:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by frustrated 3 · 4 1

you can find a rich old man....

but honey they are not stupid, they've dealt with women like you and they will have an iron clad prenup.

plus you have a kid, in his eyes you're "used"

I'm Younger then you, pretty and thin but guess what I'm SMART also. I'm gonna go to school make my own mulah and marry someone i love

2007-01-09 12:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by Wyst 2 · 4 0

Lots of competition out there. At first blush, most people would like a free ride. But remember the acronym "TANSTAAFL" -There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. Everything has its price. Even if you found a great young guy with logs of money, there's still a price. Take responsibility for your own life. You are your own best friend...honor yourself, accept yourself without judgment and recognize that you are responsible for you. Find yourself and you will find happiness.

2007-01-08 13:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by judgebill 7 · 7 1

You have no idea how to BE trophy wife...sure you may look good...but guess what hunny..

Old men still like sex...(OMG..what a taboo)
And by getting married, you give this old rich man permission to have wild kinky old man sex with you. It's sad that there are women like you in the world. I am a stay at home mother (soon to be wife..) and its more work than you can imagine..so I hope you are ready for whatever your feeble little mind is thinking..

2007-01-08 13:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Pandora 6 · 13 1

Dream on baby. Those men are not around.It's just like hitting the lottery,a one in a million chance of winning.Even if you win,you lose because you have to sleep with them (ew)Thank you,Pandora and Infamous Vinnie G !

2007-01-08 13:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

The more your interest is monetary , the less important a man is to you. Don't look for any man.

2007-01-08 13:22:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

Uh.... I was gonna' answer but then I read the infamous vinnie g's answer. NEXT!

2007-01-08 14:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by Albatross 4 · 1 1

Rich old men come equipped with wrinkled old weiners. Are you prepared to insert that into your vagina? This is gross!

2007-01-08 13:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by Foxy 2 · 7 2

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