sell buy date , Lady wigbottom wont go with out half of my worth.
2007-01-08 11:50:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah, the issue of lady disposal is a harsh and challenging one for any caddish gent. If a chap is to keep up his reputation, then it really is necessary to 'trade-up' his consort at least every three months. Not only for his own sake (we all know the pains of sexual monotony) but for his favourable view in high society. Why, a fellow who persists in carting around the same old harridan of a female, lipstick bedraggled, hair in a mess of complacency, is as deplorable as one who refuses to replace his tatty-loking brogues.
As to the specifics of disposing of the woman, it is best to rely on her father or guardian. Speak with him on an equal level, eg. 'Look here old boy, the time's come to give up the ghost on your dear Henrietta, and return her to your fold'. If the father is any sort of gentleman, he will nod sagely in agreement, offer you a brandy and shake your hand on a mutual respect between two men of honour.
2007-01-08 12:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Do you want the same terms as for the first Lady Wigbottom ?
meet you at the usual location. You know when
2007-01-09 03:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only place for a filly that's past her? is out to pasture, of course, you are speaking of the four legged type, right, because if not then shame on you
2007-01-08 19:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Peach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See if you can trade with someone for a younger model?
Could end up being a win win situation for all involved.
2007-01-08 20:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lady W. earned every cent just putting up with you. Come to think of it, I will ring her now and suggest she see a lawyer at once.
2007-01-08 20:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by lollipop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes my Lord. Quite the conundrum one faces, my Lord. I do dare suggest, my Lord, you should consult your madame at your local house off ill-repute. Perhaps some peasant-chappie has a fondness for tough cheddars.
Or else, my Lord, I could consult them on your behalf seeing it is an errand quite beneath his Lordship, my Lord.
2007-01-09 12:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a front door to the face will work
2007-01-08 19:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2007-01-08 19:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it to me, I'll eat the beast.
2007-01-08 19:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
who be?
2007-01-08 19:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by antagonist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋