Has there been one moent in your life that you have made a total a#s of yourself. What was it!!!!
2007-01-08 10:52:20 · 13 answers · asked by MKroX2202 2 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
I was in a new car. I pulled up to the gas pump, got out to pump the gas, then realized the gas tank was on the other side of the car. So I get back into the car, drive around the gas station in a figure 8. I pull up to the other side of the pump, facing the other way. I get back out of the car only to realize I'm still on the wrong side. Now I'm dying of embarrassment because I know the guy inside the little building is watching me make a fool of myself. So now I get back in the car drive around AGAIN, this time making sure I pull up with the right side of the car by the pump. I get out AGAIN to pump the gas, but I can't open the gas lid cover. There is no keyhole and nothing to lift up on to open it. I get back in the car to see if there is a lever by the driver's seat on the floor. Didn't see one.
Now it's beyond ridiculous. I have nothing to lose, so I go in and ask the guy to help me. He comes out, looks BETWEEN THE SEATS and pulls the lever. The cover popped open.
I'm not even blonde.
2007-01-08 13:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was aabout my 3rd week at my new job in a small office, and i had my own key already. So i walked in and it appeared nobody was there. But i didnt bother looking behind this little wall, where my boss was sitting. Not knowing he was there, i sat down on the couch right by the door and just whistled for a half a minute maybe. Then let a big *** fart. After a few seconds i walked around the wall and was stunned, then we both tried to act like we didnt know i farted, and i was just dying inside.
2007-01-08 11:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by teddy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am in charge of the Survivor pool at my work. I collect $ and take bets for who is going to win Survivor.
I sent a weekly email to all in the pool letting them know who got voted out and who was eliminated from the pool. I also summarized the episode and threw in my own witty take on the game.
Well, I accidentally emailed the email, containing an excel spreadsheet of all the employees involved, to the ENTIRE Canadian office of my company!
Thank God the supervisors/managers of the US didn't get this email or I would have been in BIG trouble
2007-01-08 11:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by Agent99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real story. Happened 50 years ago when I came to the USA and spoke mostly French. Had to make a housecall on a client with my boss. I wanted to look good for the wealthy client and dress up a bit. So I asked my boss if I could go home first and have a quick douche. The word douche in french refers to a shower. My boss looked shocked and told me that he only had the client's visit in mind and nothing more. Took quite a bit of explaining afterwards before I got my gaffe!
2007-01-08 10:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My freshman year in highschool, I was in charge of doing the activites announcements so one day my friend comes and we are talking and joking around, she pushes me and I hit the switch, I didn't realize I did. We start talking about our periods and some boys we liked. Finally the assisant principal rushes in and tells us. I was so embarrassed when I left. Good thing my family moved and I went to another school.
2007-01-08 11:10:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sherline 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even as my little ones (on the time merely about 2) and that i have been waiting for grandma and grandpa on the airport and the airplane change into late. It change into previous the time for my twins snack time and nap time. I went to purchase one in each of those applications which have 2 great cookies in it so that they could each have one and between the lads began throwing a fit because he needed his own equipment of cookies. nicely I left him contained in the empty hallway to reveal him that his fit does not get him what he needed and as I grew to change into the nook I heard a noisy beeping/grating noise. I grew to change into lower back around the nook to ascertain that my son had pulled the hearth alarm and he change into flat on his lower back scared out of his witts. I nevertheless had to look ahead to grandma and grandpa to achieve on their airplane, even inspite of the indisputable fact that i might want to have a lot quite have left the area. i change into SOOOO embarrassed!
2016-12-02 00:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have none..they all have merit but none stand out.
I do have to laugh at the fact that my mom gave me away when i was born, then my dad was killed when I was 4.
the funny part is later in life my wife didn't want me anymore.
life can be funny if you look at it in the right light.
i was embarrassed when i dropped my bible in front of the whole congregation once.
don't be afraid to laugh at your mistakes or hide from your embarrassments, they are who you are and what makes everyone different and interesting!
2007-01-08 11:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by user name 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my girlfreind was trying to put on this turtleneck, and i just sat their reading a magazine when the sweater ripped. i was stunned stupid as i had to give her my shirt. i walked around JCpenney without a shirt because i didn't want to pay for a shirt.
2007-01-08 11:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was out with my friends in a bar drinking years ago and i ran out of money and i took my false teeth out and put them on the bar and asked the bartender if he'd trade me a drink for my teeth.
2007-01-08 13:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by cindyinoakleyca 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was 16 years old and was making out with my boyfriend. We were goofing off and he reached out and grabbed my breast and yelled "HONK!". Right when he did it I accidentally farted and it was LOUD! I thought I would die right then and there.
2007-01-08 11:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋