if i inject myself with chloraphyll will i turn green and produce my own nutrients just like a plant?

Question

if i did that, i wouldnt ever get fat because i wouldnt have to eat. i'd rather turn the color green than be fat.

Answer 1

What you say is true. And you would never have to drink water cuz when you took a shower the body would absorb the water you need. And another positive thing. You would not go to the toilet but use your own body crap for fertilizer. Instead of using Right Guard, you would spray yourself with Miraclegro and bug repellent. Anyway, you could completely forget about sex as you wait for a bee or butterly to pollinate you as you stick your stemen out. lol Better hope no fairies around as I hear they like stemen

PS To all the dorks out there who got serious with the question. It was a joke, oops, dorks dont have a sense of humor.

Answer 2

Yeah, it would have a multitude of effects.
First, you would turn green. After this, roots would start sprouting from your feet, so you might need to get your flooring replaced with dirt so that you can still breathe. Also, if you spent the right amount of time in the sun and in water you could grow really tall, or you could just try to stay the same way. Your hair would unfortunately then fall out, but about 2 or 3 weeks later it will be replaced with leaves. After all of this happens you should be basically entirely like a plant, except sentient.

Answer 3

Don't we wish? Unfortunately, multicellular organisms would need to have the chlorophyll organized into tiny cell parts called chloroplasts for photosynthesis to happen. Our blood could deliver the carbon dioxide and water, but we just don't have the chloroplasts. Rather serious answer for a tongue-in-cheek question. Just do what I do. Only eat the broken cookies that let the calories leak out!

Answer 4

eww ..why the he*l would you do that



and youd rather be green then fat .. you can actually do something about being fat but no one is gonna love a green person unless theyre like an oger of something .. thats kinda messed up thinking by you

Answer 5

I would like to incorperate it into car paint so that it would power the car while i was driving, and then store enough energy while parked in the sun all day at work so that it would be drivable at night.

Would beat these increasing fuel prices

Answer 6

Well, you will turn green, right after you die. And yeah, you'll lose plenty of fat, skin... bodily fluids, etc... Be skinny bones jones, literally.

Answer 7

do not do that, but (rotflmao):

one advantage is that you would not have to pay anything for sunscreen, just plant yourself in the sun and zap up the sun's energy to convert it to the sugars you live on. then you wouldn't need to go grocery shopping either! but you might try: wouldn't it be fun to wrap yourself up in a babushka and go shopping?!?

Answer 8

no because you need the organelles such as chlorplasts for light photosythesis and stoma for dark - just go to slimming world its a lot easier

Answer 9

That is most unlikely because your body's immune system would most likely destroy the invading pathogens.

Answer 10

You could try chloroform!