Just gone to get a beer from the fridge and stubbed me toe. Is that the most bastard pain ever?
2007-01-08 10:32:55 · 28 answers · asked by Mighty Hammer 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
I should add. I have dislocated a shoulder, torn my left hamstring, split my thumb and suffered a twisted nut. Most of these while playing football.
I have also seen my daughter being born. Stubbed toe is still the worst. Its up there with ice cream headache.
2007-01-08 10:44:40 · update #1
Damn right man always doing it, i probably like you barefooted eh?
ooh Man haven't had one of them ice cream headaches for years?
I thought they had disappeared with white dog s**t??
2007-01-08 10:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got my nut bitten by a huge doggy that attacked me on my paper round. The bugger punctured Ol' Righty.
The pain starts with throbbing which slowly rises into the pit of your stomach, you feel like you're gonna hurl and you come out in a cold sweat whilst curling into a tight ball then you're shaking from the shock while you asses the damages. Only when you see it your eyes start to well up and when the throbbing finally goes down the stinging kicks in like a hundred paper cuts.
I didn't even realise the back of my leg was shredded.
Sh*t me!
2007-01-08 15:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by fluckchuckbuckfuk 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It truly is a bastard when you stub a toe, especially when you break the bastard bone and the bastards at the hospital just tell you to 'rest it'.
However, be assured, Pain is just fear leaving the body.
Drink a lot more beer and it'll be fine.
2007-01-09 02:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Tripod 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have just stubbed my toe answering the phone and it piggin well hurts!!!!! so yes I think it is one of the most bastard pains ever lol x
2007-01-08 10:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by leaf321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twisted nut man... whenever there is pain coming from the family jewels area it hurts like hell, however i have to agree a stubbed toe hurts too... especially cause its just fricking dumb luck when it happens
2007-01-08 13:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by donovan5232000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that sucks! I stood on a plug last week and I have a hole in my foot, that was hideous. Also walking and your leg goes funny and you land funny on your ankle-ouch!. Having a ball whacked onto your nose makes me go all funny = ( I would say contractions when you have a baby but at least you get something out of that.
2007-01-08 10:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, try getting hit in your nose with the fridge door.
2007-01-08 10:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Baddgyaal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a wenny! Try giving birth.
2007-01-08 10:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by papershadows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neck a couple beers and you'll soon be pain free.
2007-01-09 03:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Sluugy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing compared to the pain of our beloved team going down.
2007-01-08 10:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋