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what do you think is the most morose thing they will eventually broadcast?

2007-01-08 10:27:54 · 2 answers · asked by itaylior 3 in Entertainment & Music Television

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I think that sometime someone will come up with the ultimate reality show.

First, you have to be told you suck in front of national television by a guy with a black shirt, a bad hairdo, and an irritating English accent.

Once you gain your blue shirt and horrid hand-dancing moves, you pack up to go to a desert island, in which you have affairs with everyone, and when you get voted off, you tell everyone that they're all rats and you, the mighty snake will eat them.

After that, you are shipped off to a big city where you have to live on a set and act like it's an apartment. You have to yell at everyone, get in many fights, and have a steamy bedroom scene.

Fresh off of that set, you get to work on another show that puts you and a lot of other crazy people against each other eating gross things and hanging from helicopters. Fortunately, you find out that you're allergic to bull goodies.

You find out that now you have to travel the country with a bunch of crazy people in a van to complete stupid challenges. Great fun.

Since you're done with that, you are on a show where you have to date an incredibly ugly, rude person of the opposite sex. Of course, you have to have your name turned into a noun. That's right, John, you're now Whipped Creme. That guy San Francisco is making you mad. Spit at him.

Now that that's all over and done with, you move on to live in a "house", which is really all sets, and have fun with your "family", which is really a bunch of actors. You have to swear a lot and have a million dogs that poop and pee all over your million dollar mansion. Oh, yeah. Make sure that no one understands you. However, you have to sing "Insane Locomotive" with your band "Dark Sunday" before you can star on this one.

Phew! You move on to your next show with your new celebrity status, where you have to act like an idiot just doing "real jobs". You have to say that everythings "hot."

Finally, you get to the finale of this one huge show, and you find out that the beautiful, young person of your preference is actually poor and having affairs. You did all of this for nothing. Sucker!

2007-01-08 11:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by Leafy 6 · 0 1

most people do,when people finally face reality.

who wants to be a abortionist

2007-01-08 18:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by shawnreed25 2 · 1 0

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