Okay first off, I have a average sperm count. I'm 17 and financially stable. I want to get my girlfriend preggy and then dump her because she hung out with these emo kids one weekend and she hasn't been the same. The kids she hung out with got her drunk and she had sex with this kid named Ryan. I beat Ryans' *** to a bloody pulp and she says it never happened. Every time we have sex I finish in her and she hasn't gotten preggy yet.
2007-01-08 10:20:19 · 21 answers · asked by Billy Talent 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Wow, I notice most of you answering are females. Well incase you didn't realize tis was a joke to see your ignorant responses. CHEA.
2007-01-08 10:29:44 · update #1
That is a very immature thing to do and no matter what you will have to pay for it for the rest of your life. You shouldn't bring a child into this world for revenge on someone. It will backfire in your face.
2007-01-08 10:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
either you're joking or you are a joke but perhaps it's your bad energy that's interfering with conception. Or maybe your sperm is as toxic and venomous as your Aura, thereby contaminated. The world is a better place without you as a baby maker/dead beat dad.
Your gf is better off without you, so do her the favor and let her go.
Ooh your such a man ...you beat Ryan's ***. So impressed. NOT.
You should start out with some anger management classes, and people skills 101, once you become a better person, start fresh w/ a new girl that you don't harbor so much resentment for and try to be a decent human being.
2007-01-08 18:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow....you dont think this won't affect your life?..you think you are financially stable now....wait til she takes you to the cleaners and thats what she should do....you will regret this 20 years from now when you realize you have lost your self respect cuz you realize you have no relationship with your kid and your kid hates you for not being there and being a slefish father and then you come to realize you did something really rotten to your girlfriend and the child and you!! some people would die to get pregnant and here you are....being selfish and hoping that having a baby will ruin her life...shame on you and by the way karma's a ***** so watch out. You need serious help.
2007-01-08 18:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is she on birth control?
If not, have sex with her every other day from the 10th to the 15th day after her first day of her period.
I do not think having sex to get someone pregnant is a good thing. You are 17, you do not need a child. A child is forever, a girlfriend is not.
If you want to get back at her, sleep with a friend of hers. It's more to the point, and you do not have a child for the rest of your life. What about the child, do you really want it to know that you got it
mother pregnant just to dump her.
Please do not do this.
2007-01-08 18:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by Halo Mom 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
first of all why the f*** are you trying to get her pregnant and leave? thats why she aint pregnant. 2nd if you feel that low of her why r u still there. the child is not asking toi come into the world so think about what you are trying to do. you are only 17 are you sure you are ready for responsibilities? every thing happens in due time.
2007-01-08 18:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by cra z n luv1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are VERY immature. if you dont love her then you dont need to have sex let alone get her pregnant. You need to go to anger management classes and break up with your girlfriend if you dont care. Do you realize these actions are going to affect your children in the future?! Do you realize that you are being biased by saying she hung out with EMO kids and hasnt been the same? They are just kids. they just dress different and listen to music and you are different from others too. you need to pray and ask God for help PLEASE!
2007-01-08 18:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy of 1, #2 on the way! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well are you sure your sperm count is average then?? I mean, if you finished inside of her every time.... it should have worked by now. Or are you afraid to admit you are shooting blanks? Perhaps that is detrimental to your manhood?
Try another route of revenge. Maybe tell her that Ryan has an STD, one of the incurable ones like herpes or HIV... for all you know, he might. Then dump her. She cheated on you, who needs that? Just please, please don't ever procreate. What if she keeps the baby? You will have to deal with her for the rest of your life. And she will have to deal with a nice portion of your paycheck for child support. Is that worth it? Don't ruin a childs life.
2007-01-08 18:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by marilyn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, you are so mature . . . any kid would be lucky to have you for a father . . .
Could you please consider jumping off a cliff 1st ? you kid hating mongrel sociopath.
And like we would even consider believing you are financially stable . . . you have brain rot !
But at least we know understand why she went with the emos . . . she was trading up .
2007-01-08 18:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by kate 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You would punish your OWN child to get back at a girl?
Give me your phone number, I want to curse your parents for the job they did (or didn't) do raising you! I dare you!
Come on TOUGH guy, where's the number? You can email it to me. I want to speak to them right now!
Anyone who would write this needs some serious therapy. You are one messed up little dude.
2007-01-08 18:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
you should be ashamed of yourself... r u financially stable cuz of mommy and daddy? why have a baby when you are a baby yourself? if shes sleeping around with other guys then just leave her... an innocent baby shouldn't be brought into this world
2007-01-08 18:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by michaellandonsmommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋