Ever hear somebody say, "I'm a child at heart..."?

Question

Yeah, you're a child at heart.
As soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a crappy bar for the rest of their lives then be quiet.

Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout so screw you. Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids.
On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile that you created because you're a boring middle-aged loser with sagging boobs and yellow nails who survives off greasy TV dinners every night as you contemplate the exact moment your life became such a miserable **** hole.

But hey, don't take my word for it. After all, passing by the Cartoon Network as you're flipping through channels technically makes you a "child at heart." Either that or the world's oldest virgin.

Have a nice day.

Answer 1

hmmmm
who ticked you off?

Answer 2

My god, you have no sympathy do you? This world sucks.The only time in your life worth a damn is childhood. Everything else is plauged with troubles, worries, and all the cr@p everyone can deal without. I think YOUR the miserable @sshole.

Answer 3

you obviously despise yourself but at least you have good taste in using the orangoutang as a profile pic... maybe you should strive to be more pleasant as that little feller :p

Answer 4

Oh! OH! Do you have the Secret Agent's phone number?

Answer 5

Lucky for me, I'm just a fat pig at heart!

Answer 6

you have a nice day too now

Answer 7

ROFLMAO!!! that was sooo funny. thanks