2007-01-08 09:24:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Does this mean my wife/girlfriend will find out I got it from another woman?
2. Triplets??? Are you sure???
3. Exactly how long do you mean when you say "no sex for awhile???"
4. You're going to snip WHAT during the vastectomy???
5. How long do I have to live?? I thought i was immortal!
6. Did you say i needed a rectal exam???
7. Breast cancer??? Me????
8. Are you sure my balls are swollen? They are pretty big, ya know.
2007-01-08 09:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by flipdout2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-30 19:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? The same way sighted people do. They don't. Or do you have mirors behind your toilet so you can see for sure? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? Just so long as they were not going as klans men I an okay. 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Lye soap to be exact. 4. Is there another word for synonym? AKA 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" Only when you get the bill as most people in training do their work for free. 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? The wings and the engines would have to be far to big and powerful 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Not if he grows tomatoes and onlions as well. Then the people are too chicken and the case always ends at sidebars. 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? No a panty. 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? No. So that they have time to sit down behing the peep hole. 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Yes, So long as they are not mime police 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Four door cars 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? not everyone recieved the memo. 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Hunters in ATVs. 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Sex and it still is. 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Only if they drink the koolaid. 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Because not everyone likes bue cheese dressing 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You succeeded to try but you failed to succeed. 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A kissing bandit looking for a little lip. 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Because you can not get blood from a stone.
2016-05-23 14:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. what's this rash on my ----?
2. do I have V.D?
3. Am I gay?
4. Am I going bald?
5. Can I no longer have sex?
6. Is my wife/girlfriend right?
7. Do I have hemorrhoids?
8. How can I make it longer?
2007-01-08 09:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Buni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope this is a silly question because these are silly answers.
Dr. do I have hemorrhoids
Dr. please check my prostate
Dr. why does it burn when I pee
Dr. why does it itch
Please give me a catheter
Please give me an enema
How could that be? That would mean she is a . . . . .
Can you see crabs?
2007-01-08 09:32:33 · answer #5 · answered by Buttercup Rocks! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I have Cancer?
Do I need a prostate exam?
Will this affect my love life?
Will this affect my love life?
...I can't think of any others...
2007-01-08 09:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do i have hiv
do i have cancer
do i have e d
am i losing my hair
thats all i can think of right now
2007-01-08 09:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Do I have low sperm count?'
LOL....sorry but that's the first thing that popped into my head
2007-01-08 09:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋