When was the last time you accidentally hit yourself with an inanimate object?

Question

When I am sleepy or disoriented; I hit my shoulder on the wall...HARD....but I don't curse out loud

Answer 1

yes - i always hit my hip on the door knobs. that hurts like hell

Answer 2

Not sure if this is the same but a few days ago I was to leave my husband, got out all the suit cases, even started packing but actually walking out the door never happened. I didn't put up the suitcases yet and left them in the bedroom floor. Last nite I went into the bedroom in the dark to grab something and forgot about the bags...by the time I finally hit the hardwood floor I had dislocated my shoulder, cracked a rib, busted my kneecap and last but not least had to get 8 staples in the side of my head...oh and did I mention tommorrow is my bday and I was to have a surprise party from 75 of my closest friends...oh yeah I'm just a little upset with myself...lol But the thing that got me the most was my husband standing there laughing and asking me "do the words light switch mean anything to you"...once he saw the blood he stopped laughing...lol

Answer 3

Well, this isn't the last time, but it's good.

So there I was... I had just finished having dinner at a restaurant, and I'm about to get into my car. I unlock the door and start to open the door and Aaaaa-CHOO! Well, the reflex of sneezing caused my muscles to contract, including my arm and my abdomen, pulling the door toward me and my head down... into the top corner of the door! So there I am staggering and stunned having just headbutted myself with a steel corner covered in paint. While holding my forehead in pain, a car happened to pull up two spaces down; the couple gets out looking at me in horror. Blood is streaming down my face and my arm. After I stop the bleeding, I look at where I hit the car door... I chipped the paint, which I then had to dig out of my wound.

Oh yeah, and to top it off... my birthday was the next day. And to top THAT? Yeah, I waited until the last day to renew my driver's liscense.

Answer 4

Hey! That's soo cool! When I'm sleepy or disoriented also, I hit my shoulder! That's soo cool. Anyways, I also hit my leg on the bed everytime I sit on it. OUCH!!

Hope you're better.

Answer 5

its been a while. funny story though.
I was working at the target food court and I was changing out the icecream. I took the top rack out, and took one ice cream barrel out, I set it on the rack but it was on the edge and the other end came up like a teeter totter and smacked me right between the eyes. I was a little dazed for a moment but then noticed there was a customer. he looked at me and said "uh do you need help" about that time blood starting running all the way down my nose. im a clutz

Answer 6

I was putting the house to bed last night and the coffee table jumped out and hit me in the knee cap it still hurts! My husband calls me a weeble cause I wobble and sometimes fall down.

Answer 7

This afternoon when i was walking to class, i ran into the door way and i hit my head on the corner of the cabinet beside the computer alot. (its 2inches from where my head is) i also always run into the thing that keeps you from falling down the stairs to the basement, it hit me right in the gut!

Answer 8

Acutally today several times... I was playin with my dog and I hit my head of the wall. my sides off the the floor, bashed myself with a pull toy almost broke my PS2 with my head almost broke my leg off the couch... nothing happend to the dog (thank goodness). It's all in a days work though.

Answer 9

1974

Answer 10

I was rushing around this morning babysitting and I meant to throw something in the toy box but I didn't let go in time and it hit me in the head. My niece Ann thought that was funny too.

Answer 11

This morning, I hit my head on the door and I have a big read bump.