How many creatures live on Uranus? What breeds are they?

Answer 1

The main peoples of Uranus are the Breadfruit People, who live in the many gullies and swamps that dot the prestine landscape. They are a generally peaceful but smelly race who are content to wittle away their days photosynthesizing, sucking up the sulfur, and making hand-woven wicker baskets out of their deceased brethren. However, Uranus is inhabited by another race of unknown lifeforms, but given the name they've instilled on themselves, and the unusually high number of abducted humans who woke up with some sort of stimulating implant, their intentions cannot be good. Well known planetary planetarian Dr. Case Streaker, suggested once, when drunk and in a state of high anxiety over a dead puppy, that he may one day terraform Uranus and kill the alien scum living on Uranus, by freeing them from the tyrant Darth Vader. Darth Vader supplies them with an infinite amount of toothpaste, which the Uranians use to reproduce.

Answer 2

Giggle - Too funny! Uranus!!!

I only have micro-bacteria In contrast to higher organisms, bacteria exhibit an extremely wide variety of metabolic types. The distribution of metabolic traits within a group of bacteria has traditionally been used to define their taxonomy, but these traits often do not correspond with modern genetic classifications.

I imagine these to all smell like daisy's and dance like the snowflakes ballerina's in the "Nutcracker" (Nutcracker --- ahhhh, you've opened the giggles).

Answer 3

Nobody knows. None have been found yet.