IN THE BEGING WE WERE ALL FISH, SWIMMING AROUND IN THE WATER. AND ONE DAY A COUPLE OF FISH HAD A RETARD BABEY, AND THE RETARD BABEY WERE DIFFERENT SO IT GOT TO LIVE.
SO RETARD FISH GOS ON TO MAKE MORE RETARD BABEYS, AND ONE DAY A RETARD BABEY FISH CRAWLD OUT OF THE OCION WITH ITS MUTENT FISH HANDS, AND HAD BUT SEX WITH A SQUIREL OR SOMETHING , AND MADE A RETARD FROG SQUIREL, AND THAT HAD A RETARD BABEY, WHICH WAS A MONKEY FISH FROG. AND THEN THE MONKEY FISH FROG HAD BUTT SEX WITH A MONKEY, AND THAT MONKEY HAD A MUTENT RETARRD BABEY WHICH SCREWD ANUTHER MONKEY AND THAT MADE YOU.
SO THERE YOU GO, YOU’RE THE RETARDED OFSPRING OF 5 MONKEYS HAVING BUTT SEX WITH A FISH SQUIREL
is this what realy happened???
2007-01-08 08:39:48 · 21 answers · asked by spazticus_autisticus 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Look in the mirror and decide.
2007-01-08 08:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, why are you phrasing that question like some sort of nutcase that escaped from an asylum? You could have phrased your question in a more mature and appropriate manner without all the graphic and disgusting phrases and words.
As to your question, evolution is crap - it never existed - period. Evolution is a dumb, ridiculous theory or idea thought up by scientists to disprove God as being the Creator of all things. The bible is all truth - front to back and I'll certainly believe anything God says before I'll believe any deceitful, sinful man's ideas of how this world came about. Evolution never existed - Creation is the REAL truth - read the book of Genesis - it says it all. Evolution has never been proven and never will be because it never did exist in the first place. Scientists just want to contradict Creationism with something something they thought up or pulled out of the air - that's all. It's their method of deceit to discourage people from believing the real truth - Creation!
2007-01-08 16:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
the only retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel is you.
2007-01-08 16:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by JIMMY j 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG It's hard to believe such ignorance exists...and with such mastery over language, as well!
You're truly one brain washed bible thumper. It's no longer a debate, science has the facts, you moron.
People like you simply have to die off so you'll stop continuing to preach this fairy story nonsense...much the same way the "flat earth" people had to die out!
Get educated!
2007-01-08 18:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by nova30180 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning we were all bacteria, not fish. And if we were all fish we would not have been able to have sex with a squirrel which did not exist.
Also, are you deliberately misunderstanding everything or are you just stupid?
2007-01-08 16:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by thievesstolemypolicecar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is obviously crap. We know it is crap because the Bible says so...or, rather, what The Bible says (when taken literaly) entails the falsity of the Theory of Evolution. And we know that the Bible is true because it is the word of God...or, rather, it is a collection of texts dictated by God over a period of at least 500 years collected - amidst heated controversy - by corrupt and partisan church authorities. And we know that God exists because sunsets are so beautiful that they couldn't possibly be the result of a random natural process.
2007-01-08 16:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Gavagai 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no, what really happened, you obvious spelling bee champion, was that the sex described in your last "sentence" involved a threesome with pat robertson and the pope. ;-) for your sake i'm going to assume you're just having an "agent provocateur" kind of day, are you not?
2007-01-08 19:19:20 · answer #7 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, you have forgotten lots of parts and pieces in between, secondly you have forgotten the part about the billions of years (nothing is "all of a sudden), third you might be the guy from the progressive commercials giving cave-men a bad name.
Try a little study before you speak in public again and save yourself some embarrassment.
2007-01-08 16:44:16 · answer #8 · answered by silverback487 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope. In the begining God created the heavens and the earth. He made humans. Not retarded fish, monkeys, or squirrils. Evolution=crap
2007-01-08 16:42:54 · answer #9 · answered by Bell 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yepp, sort of.
Or do you believe that a mysterious alien sort of being created everything in 6 days, about 6000 years ago!?
2007-01-08 16:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by toxisoft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a clever way of putting it. yes, each generation is changing to accommodate to our surroundings to help make an easier and more efficient life for us. (but mcdonalds is ruining it). i dont really know. i believe in evolution, and i am contemplating the belief that God created evolution. i just dont know.
2007-01-08 16:50:30 · answer #11 · answered by thedeadphishphan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋