2007-01-08 07:50:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Chop it off......that will save u the bother
2007-01-08 07:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Delilah 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I've found that the following technique works best.
(1) Fill a long iced-tea glass with liquid nitrogen;
(2) Place the glass on a platform below waist level;
(3) Unzip your trousers and unleash the offensive member;
(4) Dip it repeatedly into the iced-tea glass until the smegma becomes frozen solid; and
(5) Whack your tool against a table or other firm surface until all of the smegma and/or other dirty substances fall cleanly away - about 5 minutes.
You should be nice and tidy by now.
Cheers, Mate!
2007-01-08 08:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha I like your honesty, Im not laughin at ya man it's just a different type of question to the norm ya know.....
Seriuosly though I aint sure bout the kits but bud just pull back your fore skin like and give it a good wash with shower gel or whatever don't go wasting your money on that crap......
2007-01-08 07:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by pockettwos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have a bad situation going on, sounds like to me you could use a gun cleaning kit, they come with a rod and a wire brush attachment, so you can clean that thing out good... Good Luck on your problem.....
2007-01-08 08:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i usually use a strong chillie powder of sort mixed with a bit of water to create a paste, this is a far more superior method than the conventional soap and water one and works well for excess cheese build up, a great disinfectant too. happy cleaning!
2007-01-08 08:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by like the wind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what works well is to stand in the shower and have my wife lather up her hands with bath gel and give it a real good and long cleaning along the shaft and the balls and the head and then rinse in cold water and repeat as needed.
2007-01-09 08:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by billnrhonda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soap and water. I don't know. Or go get a woman's gentle cleaner for that area and use it.It is safe. Not sure on that question. Never would have thought of it.Good luck.
2007-01-08 07:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by swtluvingcntrygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funeeeeee
2007-01-08 11:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by El Lobo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word Bath springs to mind
2007-01-08 07:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by goes_down_like_baileys 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i know there is a fem cleaner for women so there may well be one for the guys, best bet search the internet might find a site that might be use to u
2007-01-08 07:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a daily shower with hot water and soap........................
If you do this a cleaning kit would not be needed.
2007-01-09 00:13:59 · answer #11 · answered by bannister_natalie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋