Will I go blind soon?
2007-01-08 07:48:52 · 20 answers · asked by I Ask Stupid Questions 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
People normally close their eyes for fractions of a second several times every minute. This is normal. It is called blinking.
2007-01-08 08:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's strange but I used to think that I had the same problem. I once saw this ufo in the sky. My friends said it was just a star. but it couldn't of been as it would disappear for a fraction of a second before appearing again. I watched this ufo for a good 30 minutes in the sky and it disappeared and appeared again within a fraction of a second about 80 times in 30 minutes.
My mates then said I was probably just blinking and then they pointed and laughed at me. I got the last laugh as I got my knife out and stabbed them all. They now give you computers in these English prisons.
2007-01-08 15:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..my good man you have an ultrarare disorder known as blinkeostitis..you need a rapid blinkectomy now!..heres what ya do...get some strips of duct tape, stand in front of a mirror and tape a piece directly over the center of your upper eyelid..than pull tape back and apply pressure to your forehead until you form an adhesive bond...repeat for other eye...you,ll be fine after that
2007-01-08 15:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by wings_of_icarus2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The medical expression for your disease is "HANG OVER" . The true explanation was revealed thousands of years ago. The phenomenon of "getting donky drunk" (as we say it here in hungary- it also refers to your mental abilities) draws your attention to things like "I can see the back of my eyelids".
2007-01-08 16:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by angyi1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a combination of herpes, AIDS, schizophrenia and autism. There is no cure, and yes you will be blind in about 2 weeks.
2007-01-08 15:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you are very, very tired, bored, the sun is glaring in your eyes. Pull over, if you can't focus!!
2007-01-08 15:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't your mom tell you what would cause blindness? Blinking ain't it!
2007-01-08 15:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so hilarious. where do you come up with these old one liners? hadn't heard that in years. you should do shows in the catskills and get your standup career on the road. ha ha ha haha wooo! you're are a riot! thanks for sharing.
2007-01-08 15:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe your tired.
you cant see cuz your eyes close.
:] ..no really i have no idea. might wanna get that checked out.
2007-01-08 15:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe becuase you are falling asleep!!
2007-01-08 15:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by kerri_lynn01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋