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I get along really well man and we constantly tease each other about getting older. He is 8 years older than me and turning 40, I was thinking about giving him some brochures on viagra, hair loss, depends, dentures etc do you have any other good ideas to tease him about his birthday??? Thanks :)

2007-01-08 07:29:24 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family & Relationships Friends

10 answers

Nope...you covered them all! Happy birthday to your friend!
Ohh, just thought of one more.....the 'ol prostate check for males 40 years and older! This one will be ringing in his ears for awhile!

2007-01-08 09:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by HotInTX 5 · 0 0

I think gag gifts are always great, but they often make someone feel bad about getting older. Throw him a surptise party, and invite people he likes.
Unless he's already having a party, in which case, get him a gag gift.
But tell him he's like wine, the older the better!

2007-01-08 15:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by K 2 · 1 1

Serve prunes. that ought to break the ice. thats like your opening statement. 'you're getting old" haha. afterwards. put a bib on him before he eats his meal and make airplane noises while you give him the first taste of whatever you made. Talk in a lound manner like if he has hearing aids. walk him to whereever he needs tol go, but don;t get disrespectul though.. :) have fun :)

2007-01-08 15:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

My fiance just turned 40, so I gave him special favors to show him just how hot I still think he is...Men are a lot more sensitive about 40 than you know so you might just be nice instead of teasing...do you want to jump start his midlife crisis for him?

2007-01-08 15:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by tx girl 3 · 0 2

Package of Depends, oversized pair of eyeglasses, playing cards for the visually impaired. Have fun and hope he enjoys and appreciates this humour.

2007-01-08 15:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 1 1

a gift as a book about how to be succesful in old age

2007-01-08 15:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by marine200338 2 · 1 1

So of those medicated pads for treatment of hemoriodal tissue.

2007-01-08 15:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by BUM 2 · 1 1

take him to the old age home and tell him it will get worse.

2007-01-08 15:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by Chillypepers 3 · 0 1

go to spain for the week, then you get something out of it too

2007-01-08 15:32:12 · answer #9 · answered by sandham_stanley 3 · 0 2

Don't forget the support hose.........and the granny porn.

2007-01-08 15:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by mojonah 3 · 1 1

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