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There is this good ol' barber in some city in US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. When he is about to pay the barber, the latter replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting at his doorstep.

This event is repeated till an Indian software engineer goes for a haircut. When he pays him, the barber tells him, 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, he finds a dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut.

2007-01-08 07:23:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Football FIFA World Cup (TM)

I think my dad would be the first in line!!!!

2007-01-08 07:23:55 · update #1

goyankees - why the heck should I be ashamed of myself?
I have Indian blood, I know how to laugh at myself.
If we Indians find it funny, why should you get your knickers in a twist?
I've sent this joke to all my Indian friends and I can guarantee you that they will all find it funny.

Fatima b - the joke is on the Indian not the software engineer

2007-01-08 07:41:19 · update #2

10 answers

lol I've heard this one before! I'm Indian myself btw and I don't find it offensive

2007-01-08 09:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Indian software engineer postum free haircut for Indians at barber shop a community service.

2007-01-08 15:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by tujungarocket 3 · 0 0

my dad is a florist and I deeply resent the implication that a florist would stoop to accepting charity. This is an appalling suggestion and I shall report you to the International Florist Anti-Defamation Society, who will be coming after you with all the lawyers and bouquets they can muster. And believe me , pal, that is a LOT of lupins.

2007-01-08 16:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Good one, don't worry about those totally clueeeeless people.

2007-01-08 18:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by At Last WC2010 6 · 3 0

LOL this 1 was the best today (so far lol) :D

2007-01-08 17:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 1 0

That is very racist and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

2007-01-08 15:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by All in 9121 2 · 2 3

r u trying to say that soft ware engineers r gossips:?

my dad is a software engineer.
this upsets me!

2007-01-08 15:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by fatima b 4 · 3 6

well, good

2007-01-09 09:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by 42545465 2 · 0 0

shaddap!!!!

2007-01-09 05:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Speed Demon - Public Servant 5 · 0 2

:D:D:D:D:D:D

2007-01-08 17:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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