some of mine are
i am so smart i am so smart S-M-R-T i mean
S-M-A-R-T
(while danceing over mr burns grave i am evil homer i am evil homer
its alright we'll get him a new dog, one with untwistable stomach
homer :he may have money but theirs one thing he cant buy
marge: whats that
homer: urrrmm... a dinosaur
lol there so funny
2007-01-08 07:18:51 · 25 answers · asked by x.. Emma ..x 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stupid like a fox..or doh
the one's you said are pretty awesome too.
but theres too many quotes he said that are funny
2007-01-08 07:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by jake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What are you gonna do? Release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead — do your worst!"
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
I love Homer : )
2007-01-08 18:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Worker: OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name.
Homer: I don't know.
love that one!
2007-01-08 15:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by r s 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. (pause) OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. (pause) Thy will be done.
2007-01-08 15:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Superdog 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why does life have to be so hard? Why do I fail at everything (he is beating on a BBQ grill he messed up)
2007-01-08 15:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by shadouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm Donuts! or D'oh!
2007-01-08 15:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mhmmm Floor pie
2007-01-08 15:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by OOGLY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one about alcohol being the solution to and cause of all of life's problems.
2007-01-08 15:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that on episode when the alien came from outer space and was like "i bring you love" too funny
2007-01-08 15:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by vashi p 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doh.
2007-01-08 15:21:07 · answer #10 · answered by striker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋