If you had these three buttons in front of you which ones would you press? (Read details)?

Question

If you had these three buttons in front of you which ones would you press?

The most detailed and creative answer will get the points, (don't believe me? Check my other questions I always pick the best answer, try answering the other ones if you like them so much.)


Here are the buttons:

( o ) Turn everyone into Cats
( o ) Turn everyone into Statues
( o ) Turn everyone into Chocolate
( o ) Turn everyone into Gold
( o ) Turn everyone into Bunnies

You can press as many as you like, and at the same time, but please describe what the effects would be and how the world would be like afterwards. Also why would you do it?

Note: pressing a button 2 times will undo the effect


Most creative and detailed answer will get the points. Most impotently have fun! (Spammers and people who hate will be turned into on fire spammers and haters)

Answer 1

Clearly I would push on the ‘(0) Turn Everyone into Statues’ button. In all these cases I would avoid any ridiculousness due to lack of inhabitants so that can’t be one of my reasons, it would have been but it can’t. So, as statues would allow for me to make sufficient room in the world for all my houses and oceans being I could simply hide them in ugly useless homes or museums I chose them for that. If I didn’t and I turned everyone into bunnies or kitties I would on no account get anything completed I would be petting, feeding & of course loving them all day. Although my first selection would have been gold, it has recently come to my attention gold would not be necessary if there were no people in the world and chocholate i'd plain eat myself to death. This is of course an answer assuming I do not get affected by said 'button'.

Answer 2

First, I think I would press Button 1, 2, and 4 at the same time, so everyone would be a golden cat statue. Then, I would press button 3, and eat the chocolate. Then button 5, so I can finally find out what it feels like to have bunnies nibble at my intestines.

Answer 3

I would not like to turn everyone into cats because cats have claws and I'm sure there are people that would use them on me.

I would turn everyone into bunnies because bunnies get a lot of- you know- and that could make for a fun day.

The others I would not push because if I was a statue, gold, or chocolate, I would not be able to push the buttons again to become human.

Answer 4

Great list. You are my hero, as most of those are done all too often and very rarely have the desired effect anymore... Here are a few more: In a situation of survival (gunshot wound or in the sweltering heat) it is all too easy for the hero to rip their shirt and reapply it to the needed area. Characters often take bets that blow up in their faces but then realize that they are a better person at the end of it. Women can never end a movie happy AND independent. there usually has to be a guy somewhere in there... In romantic comedies the main character always realizes that they love the person that's been there all along and reaches them at (insert a would be end-all communication location here) just in time to stop them from what would surely be an opportunity of a lifetime. Tech computers can do almost anything. Really. When a main character finds piles of shredded information they can always (with enough coffee of course) put it back together and presto...its the document that seals the deal. Pivotal fights and stand-offs most likely take place outdoors (that way masses of people can witness them) and all too often in the rain for dramatic effect. That's it for now. Loving this list.

Answer 5

I would turn all murders, rapists and child molesters into gold so they would be of some use. I would give everyone gold pinkies and little piggies that go wee wee so no-one was poor. Thieves would get chcolate hands we could nibble off. Politicians would be statues we can admire - they can't say anything stupid. Anyone that asks can be a bunnie or cat for whatever personal reasons. To avoid all the people pi$$ed off at these changes I would turn myself into a gold bunnie cat statue with chocolate ears.

Answer 6

hummmmm.

I would press the chocolate button first and chow down on some of myself. Then everyone would start to melt because of the sun so I would press the gold button. Forget bling!! Everyone would be made of it!! Then I would probably get tired of everyine looking so shiny and I'd press the bunny button. Everyone likes a cute little bunny. But then the world would be over run with cute bunnies and the world would end!!! MUHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

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Answer 8

ok I'm thinking today I will press chocolate bunnies & gold (gold wrapping) ... this way everyone will appear shiney and bright - we tend to like sparkley and shiney things and the chocolate since most people like chocolate too.. then if they get on my nerves I could peel back the gold wrapper and chomp on the parts of the bunny that need to be gotten rid of ...
so if you have a bunny who's talking too much and not really thinking clearly ....chomp off comes their head
and if someone won't sit still ... chomp no more feet
and in the end if they're just annoying we can unwrap em melt em down add some milk and we've got chocolate for everyone ... can be served hot or cold (depending on your climate)

and my golden friends will always be golden and priceless

Answer 9

ok..i would definately NOT!! press the button that would change everyone into cats because cats hate me and they follow me and chase me and often try to eat me...haha and i am being serious..lol. but i would probably press the button that would turn them into chocolate then the button that will turn them into statues, that way i will be able to prevent them from running away when i try to eat their fingers..lol
but i have to say that i would reather if it was sour keys instead of chocolate because, although i do like chocolate i love sour keys a lot more!! haha

Answer 10

Turn half into cats and the other half into bunnies. The cats are the easiest animal to love and care for and they just go on about their day minding their own business. Well, until they get hungry.