im writing a poem please help, it has to about Chinese people and ghosts?

Question

LOL, this is a tie between Hi There and Always Cadence, you two made me giggle the most:)

Answer 1

Wooooo, Boooooo, See ya now, ya hin how, see see a knee, nee na ya hin how. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo chink chink

Answer 2

If a ghost were to be sighted
By a member of China
Then the proverbial phrase "like a bull in a China shop" would come into effect
As the little Chinese person ran pell mell down the street
I know this doesn't rhyme dear friend but I'm trying my best

Answer 3

Hello Dear =)

Since Most Chinese are Buddhists, perhaps this will help..

This is a poetic verse that best describes the way Buddhists experience ghosts....

Tirokudda Kanda

Hungry Shades Outside the Walls

Outside the walls they stand,
and at crossroads.
At door posts they stand,
returning to their old homes.
But when a meal with plentiful food and drink is served,
no one remembers them:
Such is the kamma of living beings.

Thus those who feel sympathy for their dead relatives
give timely donations of proper food and drink
-- exquisite, clean --
[thinking:] "May this be for our relatives.
May our relatives be happy!"

And those who have gathered there,
the assembled shades of the relatives,
with appreciation give their blessing
for the plentiful food and drink:
"May our relatives live long
because of whom we have gained [this gift].
We have been honored,
and the donors are not without reward!"

For there [in their realm] there's
no farming,
no herding of cattle,
no commerce,
no trading with money.
They live on what is given here,
hungry shades
whose time here is done.

As water raining on a hill
flows down to the valley,
even so does what is given here
benefit the dead.
As rivers full of water
fill the ocean full,
even do does what is given here
benefit the dead.

"He gave to me, she acted on my behalf,
they were my relatives, companions, friends":
Offerings should be given for the dead
when one reflects thus
on things done in the past.
For no weeping,
no sorrowing
no other lamentation
benefits the dead
whose relatives persist in that way.
But when this offering is given, well-placed in the Sangha,
it works for their long-term benefit
and they profit immediately.

In this way the proper duty to relatives has been shown,
great honor has been done to the dead,
and monks have been given strength:

The merit you've acquired
isn't small.

Namaste,

--Tom

Answer 4

There once was a man named Ling
He found himself a ghost named Ming
Ling and Ming, they went Ching Ching
But they forgot the protection
And went straight to injection
So now Ling and Ming have a thing.

Answer 5

Ching Chang China man, looking for his ghost, Ching Chang China man, was weirder then most. He drove most people crazy; the way he carried on, searching everywhere, even peoples homes! Finally someone shot him, and as he lay dead upon the floor; the smile on his face makes me think he searches never more.

Answer 6

Some Chinese ghosts hop with their arms help out in front of them.

Answer 7

There was two Chinese girls and both were named Tony.
They just got the news, that Milli Vanilili were phony.
They swore and they spat, your mother is fat.
And think that ghosts are made from bologna

Answer 8

in a pool of lotus pedals
won ginsling's ghost appears
he searches through the night to find
his own true love in tears.
her name is wingtipshu and she
has polish on her tongue
the mystic dragon becons thee
with songs forever sung

Answer 9

It dissappeared in a wink
what I thought was a chink
He floated around
with slanted eyes not round
It was Mao Tse Tung I think

Answer 10

Wow what a poem. about ghosts and chinese...what ghosts have to do with chinese anyway?

Answer 11

this will be the next line after Daniel...... Some chinesse ghosts pop!