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Ok, picture this. You missed breakfast. Its lunchtime and you are hungry yet are gonna have to wait around another 30 minutes to get your lunch. You are walking down the street, a total stranger in front of you drops dead out of the blue. Massive heart attack. Instant death. While trying to revive him with CPR you notice he has a snickers bar sticking out of his shirt pocket. The bar hasnt been opened or touched in anyway. Hey, hes not gonna eat it now. Could you eat it, even though its been in a dead mans pocket? Remember how hungry you are!

2007-01-08 06:28:12 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

44 answers

Eeew, you sicko! What's wrong with you??? Why not just eat the dead guy while you're at it....geeze, weird people on yahoo answers...

2007-01-08 06:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by mommyismyname 3 · 1 1

Yeah I USED TO BE hungry, but then this total stranger drops dead out of the blue right in front of me. Don't you just love the Autopsy rooms on TV and movies? They always have to EAT!!
What a sight. Be Good even when nobody's looking!! @8=)

2007-01-08 06:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0 0

No way, that Snickers bar is cursed if you take it. I would wait 30 minutes, besides the sight of a guy dropping dead would probably decrease my appetite.

2007-01-08 06:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 1 0

Of course. I would eat it if he had taken a bite out of it and then choked to death. I mean, it is sad that he died, right? But what did the candy bar do to be abandoned like that. If you don't eat it you are doing an injustice to candy bars everywhere, and that makes you like Hitler, Stalin, and Martha Stewart.

Think of how the candy bar's self esteem would be effected.

2007-01-08 06:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by EATTHEAPPLE 3 · 1 0

this may be sparkling to you already, yet you should tie those articles mutually. perhaps a women telephone # a paystub from artwork yet no money besides the concept he's deceptive on his spouse and change into murdered by her. Now position the info in his pocket..

2016-12-02 00:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by england 4 · 0 0

How can I still be hungry after seeing a dead guy.

2007-01-08 06:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How about the group of athletes,whose plane crash in the Chile Mt's.the dead man would be history.

2007-01-08 06:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0 0

Hey, that's stealing! It may have been willed to his kids as it was his Lucky Snickers Bar! Thief!

2007-01-08 06:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Joe S 6 · 1 0

I don't think I'd have an appetite after seeing someone drop dead in front of me.

2007-01-08 06:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0 0

Yes, but during this crucial time, I don't know for sure why the man has died....No Thanks...I'll wait 30 more minutes.

2007-01-08 06:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

If I am Hungry, Yeh. It would be a waste to let it just stay there. Besides the Ambulance may decide to eat it.

2007-01-08 06:31:03 · answer #11 · answered by Lrd 666 2 · 0 1

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