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well i keep smelling urine everywhere i think its me, even my hair on my head and my pubes smell of it! I got brother to double check this and he ran away screaming i havnt seen him since! Dear mother has the same problem except her smell is worse when she opens her mouth she stinks like stale bum bits! Anyway my question is could this be a family thing? Do you think i might get bum breath soon? Do you smell of urine? sent

2007-01-08 06:27:00 · 28 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

28 answers

It's a "that time of year" smell. On the run up to Christmas all of your cheapskate "friends" and family members probably purchase their gifts from poundland (as mine also do). Their top sellers this xmas were eau de vomit, fart scented breath freshner and wee wee shower gel.
My guess is that you were given a presentation set comprising of all of the above. I call it my "post festivities fragrance".

2007-01-09 14:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by PomOnTour 3 · 1 0

I suspect that (whilst there may be an underlying problem) that you are over-sensitive.
Ensure good personal hygiene, clean teeth and use a mouthwash, etc
Brothers can be a problem, too. I guess he was winding you up. If you really smelled THAT bad he would have told you previously

Either way, you are still a unique, precious individual

2007-01-08 06:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by alan h 1 · 1 0

No,darlin,i dont smell anything like urine,in fact i smell very nice,
anyways,wash yourself daily,with lots of body an shower gel,
an use lots of deodrant,for the smelly breath,stop drinking,an brush your teeth for once!
It'll do good for you,an everyone else around you!

2007-01-08 07:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0 0

don't worry, it's not you, it's just that everyone else smells of pee and stale bum bits...although perhaps mother should go to the doctor and get it fixed, coz i had an uncle who had bum breath and he was later murdered by the russian mafia...you could've spared us the detail about your pubes...sent

2007-01-08 06:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

someones pulled the bars down off the windows again>>>and if your not winding get a bloody shower once a day

2007-01-08 08:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0 0

Duh Rach, remember that time, you had to pee really bad? And wanted to see what it smelled like afterwards so you put your finger to your nose(and forgot to wipe)? Well that solves the mystery of the urine smell. Tell Shadow it's a new fragrance.

2007-01-09 05:25:19 · answer #6 · answered by heaven_forsaken_dark_poet 3 · 0 0

Yeah I smell too, especially with all this fur, don't worry you're not alone =)

2007-01-08 23:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You got passed the nurses again!

2007-01-08 06:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by Piztaker 5 · 0 0

Could be b o try a shower

2007-01-08 06:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I smell like the zoo.

2007-01-08 06:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0 1

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