I know this will sound kind of funny & creative to some and really stupid to others, but I'll ask it anyway. Who would win a royal rumble if the following people were in the ring duking it out: chuck norris, Mr. T, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, James Bond (the new one), rocky balboa, jackie chan, bruce willis, jet li, samuel L. Jackson, denzel washingon, and george clooney?
2007-01-08 06:26:29 · 9 answers · asked by g13player 1 in Sports ➔ Wrestling
the final two would be chuck norris vs JET LI
and the winner is
JET LI
2007-01-08 06:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a dumb question apparently you don't know Chuck Norris very well.
Did you know that:
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer? Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so fast he went back in time and killed Amelia Earheart?
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
By the time you finish reading this sentence, Chuck Norris will have killed 74 more people.
The leading cause of death in the U.S. is Chuck Norris.
2007-01-08 06:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish that Rey Mysterio wins and takes the identify yet aspect in all likelihood will because he cheats. aspect shouldn't actually have the identify because he can't even win a journey without help or dishonest. Batista might want to extremely be the identify holder at this element because he received it on Smackdown some weeks in the past yet aspect's "female friend" replaced the guidelines after the belt were received by Batista. Vikki is a lifeless ringer for him she gadgets up each of the matches so as that aspect can't lose because they both do not ignore that if he had to do it on his own he couldn't keep the identify for further then per week.
2016-12-02 00:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by england 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris all the way.
2007-01-08 09:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by CodeRed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackie Chan. Can't compete with a kung fu master!
2007-01-08 06:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by songbird 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am going to have to go with Jackie Chan on this one. I hope that answers your question.
2007-01-08 07:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackie Chan.. cuz he be Kung Foo fightin'!!!!!!
2007-01-08 06:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr.T
2007-01-08 06:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by bigshow_99_00 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
USC....Fight on
2007-01-08 06:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋