Where would you go? What would you do? What would you talk about? Would there be a second date?
...Come on, use your imagination.
2007-01-08 06:20:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I thought you guys could be a little more creative than this. Come on! Who really wants 10 points for Best Answer?
2007-01-08 06:30:53 · update #1
Prologue:
first he would woo you over with a story about his dog "Checkers" ...
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then you would probably invite him over to your house, and he would send a bunch of his friends over the night before to break in and tap your phones and then steal your files...
your parents would grill him, and be unsure as to whether he was a genius or a sneaky git.
he would ask you about how fast you could run the mile and if you felt that your athleticism attributed to your character. then you would watch a movie.
after watching the movie...(who's minding the mint, about breaking into a building, the MINT) he would ask you on a second date, to go out to eat greek food with his friend spiro..
he would also proposed a trip to China...
you would say "have you seen my purse??"
he would say "i'm not a crook"
and you would realize that it was he who took your files and tapped the phone lines... so your family and you would try to kick him out, be first...
and he would be like...
"To have benn accepted in your house is to have felt a very personal sense of kinship with each and every family member. In leaving it, I do so with this prayer: May God's grace be with you in all the days ahead. "
[throws hands up with double peace signs and leaves]
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Epilogue: Your next boyfriend, Gerald, an acomplished football player, will excuse Richard's poor behavior.
2007-01-08 06:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by KR7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Nixon's wife was a hollywood extra, and he used to drive her on dates with other men!
He really hung in there, and eventually won her.
He also asked her to marry him on their first date, so a date with Nixon could be dangerous.
(true stories!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Nixon
PS How about this Nixon tale?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_en_mu/the_king___the_president_9
No need for imagination! Truth is stranger than fiction! :)
2007-01-08 14:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I'd go to Home Depot and buy a shovel... then dinner and a movie (something funny, I like to laugh). Maybe then we'd go for a drag in the moonlight and he could tell me kinky stories about Kissenger. Hey, does dating a dead, ex-president make me gay?
2007-01-08 14:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Parker V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine you would be in a time machine because I understand the man is still dead, so it would be pretty boring. Also, wasn't he married? Kinda off limits then. (Hopefully).
2007-01-08 14:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
We would probably go to McDonald's because he was so cheap.
We would also talk about & bash Bush, he would do lots more lying like he did in office.
There wouldn't be another date for sure.
2007-01-08 14:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by day by day 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Quiet and Creepy; Nixon is dead, unless I'm much mistaken...
;-)
2007-01-08 14:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by Citicop 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Back to the grave cause he is dead and by now, pretty funky smelling.
2007-01-08 14:24:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Date - "have you seen my purse" Nixon - "I'm not a crook"
2007-01-08 14:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Chi Guy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You would need lots of ID and Richard would have to check you out to prove you weren't a Communist.
2007-01-08 14:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Doesn't this (and its iterations) belong in the 'Singles and Dating' section?
2007-01-08 14:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋