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The last time you probably talked with God, you were throwing-up in a toilet and saying, "God, if you will get me through this, I promise I won't drink again."

That's my comments.

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2007-01-08 05:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bill G 6 · 2 0

If God were speaking in Elizabethan English, he would have said, "Thou must impeach the Chimp, for thy Chimp hath sinned." Surely God wouldn't make grammatical errors! :)

2007-01-08 05:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by Rusting 4 · 2 0

Impeach the chimp! I do hope we're talking about THE chump of all chimps (the one in the White House), right?

2007-01-08 05:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Zebra4 5 · 0 1

I don't think so, no. Why? Because Chinese President Hu Jintao says that he wants to visit Japan when the timing is appropriate for both countries. Without Chimpy Boy this would never have happened. So, he was a big help, help me Rhonda.

2007-01-08 05:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Superdog 7 · 0 1

and the reason the Chimp has sinned because when you were sleeping last night he bananaed you from behind

2007-01-08 05:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Big C 6 · 0 1

Who's the chimp? Why don't you just say his name. You're just an idiot who can't come up with anything original.

2007-01-08 05:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i extremely do no longer have a answer yet I honestly have a remark about this question. an excellent type of people confer with human beings and folk say that they reply. so i'm no longer knocking you about you confer with god and he answer you because god supply each person a present. so that you've that particular expertise to confer with god.

2016-12-28 09:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by eastridge 3 · 0 0

that's an insult to chimps everywhere

2007-01-08 05:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 1 1

1 Bush down and 2 more to go.

2007-01-08 05:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by brock 7 · 0 1

i agree lets impeach that chimp!

2007-01-08 05:10:55 · answer #10 · answered by psycho 3 · 0 1

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