I'm bored and need a good excuse to go home. I think flaming goatee is a good one. Might need to stop in to the ER on the way home, but thats ok...
2007-01-08 04:38:44 · 8 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just say I have a raging case of diarrhea. works like a charm.
2007-01-08 04:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that your daughter just hit and bit a boy at daycare and you have to go take care of it make sure to act comcered and mentioned that the boys mom is outraged.
If you don't have kids, say that you friend was going home from visiting you this weekened (she lives in other city) and was just in a car wreak and she needs you to com help her cuz she's really shaken up and her car is totaled. Act really frantic and tell them that you will be back tomorrow (or when ever you want to come back)
2007-01-08 12:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them youve gotten a call and that your gf/wife is stuck in the garage that the spring broke and she cant get the door up...that'll work for sure
2007-01-08 14:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, man! I wouldn't want to hurt you. Sit on a fudge brownie instead and tell everybody (my favorite line), I farted and crapped my pants!
2007-01-08 12:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kimi K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew no burning hair stinks
plus, where would you keep your crumbs from lunch for your afternoon snack?
2007-01-08 12:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why not just set your whole head on fire?
2007-01-08 12:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by moonlightnroses2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No dont, then the fleas wont have anywhere to live.
2007-01-08 12:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well you could do what my husband did this morning. He called in sick. Yeah he's sick of work.
2007-01-08 12:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋