Sorry people but im just pretty irritated today sort of....i dont want to go to work today feeling upset and irritated because i dont want to get into it with anyone....
please give me a funny website or tell me a joke that can cheer me up a little...i dont try to let my bad day rub off on other people (although its not a bad day so far) i makes jokes on here to let u people laugh so say something funny for a brotha!
Aaron
2007-01-08 03:10:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAVE ANOTHER PUFF DUDE
2007-01-08 03:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey,
Sorry that you aren't feelin so well this morning. You can try this website called Ebaumsworld...you may have heard about it but if not, check it out. It has funny pics and vids which might be able to cheer u up a bit.
Take Care
2007-01-08 03:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by wannabe_angel2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irish woman of advancing years visited her physician to solicit His help in reviving her husband's flagging libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!"
"Not to fret," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra."
"What's an Irish Viagra, Doctor?"
"That's where you just drop the Viagra into his morning coffee. He won't even taste it," replied the doctor. "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
Not even a week had gone by before she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress of the experiment.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid, just too terrible, doc!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised. I slipped the Viagra into his morning coffee and it took effect almost immediately. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
proudly! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and table-cloth a-flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
There, making wild, mad, passionate love to me right on the table-top! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean to say the sex your husband gave you wasn't any good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! T'was the best sex I've had in twenty-five years! But sure as I'm sittin' here before you, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!
2007-01-08 04:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaron
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a big old smile
just for you!!! Hope that helped~~~ Enjoy your day!
2007-01-08 03:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want me to tickle your belly or sumpin?
2007-01-08 03:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by svmainus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋