Should John Kerry pursue an endorsement from Zippo lighters?

Question

Like my new hair do? cha cha cha!!!

As an add he could drive up on a swift boat, flip his lighter open and shoot himself in the buttocks...

Answer 1

Dude, you ROCK!!

Answer 2

I'll buy him a lighter if he'll put it to good use.
Like setting himself on fire while sitting in a pool of gasoline.
I'll even buy the gas.

Answer 3

Lovely hair...really!
JK and zippo....hell they should make a tv show out of it..has a nice ring to it!

Answer 4

Can you believe UNO and Humptydumpty asked me to post this again

It just never ceases to amaze me how many Americans still support Bush’s ill conceived, badly planned invasion of Iraq. The reasons for the invasion have changed several times (links to 9-11 {even Bush has recanted that one}, WMD {the 500 artillery shells not even strong enough to give you a carpet burn}, Terrorists {there are now!}, oh yeah – bringing democracy to the region), the slogan used has changed even more, and the damn place has spiraled into a civil war. Some like to quote the intelligence (dubious at best) that “everyone saw” as justification for the invasion. Firstly, everyone DID NOT see all of the evidence that the Bush administration had. The intelligence professionals who had information counter to the administrations’ objectives were marginalized or ignored. The Senate select committee did NOT see all of the intelligence. They saw more than the Congress at large, but by no means saw all that the Bush admin had. Also, some of you like to post multiple quotes from democrats about how dangerous Sadam was and that we needed to do something, agreed. Not one of them advocated INVADING the damn place! They knew better than that! Our military has been squandered over there. They are brave men and women who follow lawful orders from their superiors, as it should be. But remember, it is the civilian leadership that directs military policy and it is the civilian leadership that is to blame. As far as the insurgency in Iraq, imagine if you were a young man, law and order had broken down (remember, the invaders dismantled the police force), other factions within your country saw the opportunity to take power and influence by the gun (remember, the invaders dismantled the government too) and your only way (even though it’s not a good way, but it’s all ya got) to try to protect your family, tribe, religious group was to retaliate. Add into that mix a group of people that don’t want a foreign country occupying their country so they attack the invaders….you got yourself a big mess. My point is, this administration has largely created this mess through their incompetence, ideological fantasyland, and total lack of understanding of societal nuances in that part of the world

The people over there are not interested in attacking us over here, that’s just a scare tactic. The ones who want to attack us are in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and spread out in other places. The Bush administration has CREATED a hot house for terrorists in Iraq. If this administration had kept it’s eye on the ball of catching the terrorists and destroying their network along with dealing with the root causes of these groups (no, I didn’t say that we should placate them) rather than constructing a petri dish for creating more, we would be a lot further along towards “Mission Accomplished”.

What on God’s Green Earth makes anyone think that this administration has the foggiest idea what to do next?