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p.s. He likes Liberace.

2007-01-08 01:32:10 · 15 answers · asked by atomicseptic 1 in Pets Fish

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get him a girl and boy fish, let him decide....

2007-01-08 01:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by JuJitsu_Fan 4 · 1 0

Homosexuality does not exist in most fish as the dominant female will turn into the male. All other fish will remain as males. Im not too sure about goldfish but I have noticed this in many reef fish.

2007-01-08 14:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Janu 2 · 0 0

Converting him to Jesus? Didn't you read the scriptures? Jesus got a loaf of bread and a fish and fed the multitudes. That made the hungry very happy and gay!

2007-01-08 09:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by Shelty K 5 · 0 0

Get a female and male fish for the tank, there comes a time when we all have to let our goldfish live their own lifes and make their own decisions.

2007-01-08 09:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost 3 · 0 0

id say just buy a few friends for him. get him 2 or 3 of each sex. let him decide exactly what fish looks best to him. if hes gay shoot him. if hes straight make sure the other fish aren't gay. and you ll have lots o' babies

2007-01-08 09:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should immediately draft a fishbowl amendment which will ban him from ever swimming with other gay goldfish. Because the Deep Sea Diver, Son of God, says so, and He whispers to me at night.

2007-01-08 09:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny Answerface 2 · 0 2

Buy him a Lover! everybody needs love

2007-01-08 11:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Destiny 2 · 0 0

As a conservative I would say shun him and take away all his liberties.

As a liberal I would say embrace him and his lover and accept that their feelings are normal.

As a fish keeper I say ignore it and he'll be fine.

:-)

2007-01-08 10:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd like to see his fish bowl in a nice pastel.

2007-01-08 09:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

buy him 2 more goldfish, one f and one m, when he goes near the male shock him with an electric cord

2007-01-08 09:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by bama_cid 3 · 1 1

sorry but thats just funny haha...i think you need to implement the dont ask dont tell policy for the fish bowl

2007-01-08 09:38:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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