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2007-01-08 00:43:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

17 answers

Next christmas, ask for him to drop the answer to your question into your Christmas stocking. It's the only way to find out.

2007-01-08 01:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by Rabble Rouser 4 · 0 0

We are all children of Father Christmas

2007-01-08 08:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by wanninonni 6 · 1 0

If Father Christmas had kids, he'd have to spend Christmas Eve assembling toys and looking for batteries rather than delivering presents to the rest of the world.

2007-01-11 00:41:23 · answer #3 · answered by krustykrabtrainee 5 · 0 0

Two possibilities: He has seen all the bad kids in the world and didn't want to take a chance. Or, he considers all the good kids in the world his kids so he and Mrs. Claus decided not to have any.

2007-01-08 23:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by Santa C 3 · 0 0

because the children in the world are his children

2007-01-09 17:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jane 2 · 0 0

my last name is Christmas and we have 2 kids

2007-01-08 10:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All those gifts for all those children and you think he has any $$, time, or energy left to raise his own children?!? It's a noble sacrifice.

2007-01-08 10:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by worm22 2 · 0 0

YA, HE DOES AND THAT FAT BASTARD HAS NOT PAYED A CENT IN CHILD SUPPORT !! MEANWHILE HE IS ON T.V. LOOKING ALL GOOD HANDING OUT PRESENTS ANY FAT- ASSED DUDE CAN BE FATHER CHRISTMAS! BUT IT TAKES SOMEONE SPECIAL TO BE A DADDY CHRISTMAS

2007-01-08 08:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

so that every child
can feel that s/he is
special
to father christmas

each child
can feel that s/he
is specially loved

2007-01-08 11:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What are you talking about? I am his long lost love child. I dont know who my mother is though i think it may be the tooth fairy.

2007-01-08 08:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by Sir Digby Chicken Bhuna 3 · 1 0

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