Tell me a taxi driver "experience" you've had?

Answer 1

I always get in taxi very cheerful and end up soo nervous...so better not to start and tell you my experiences...lol

Answer 2

Got another taxi driver & priest one. A taxi driver in New York pulls over and lets a priest get in. The priest sits down and tells him where to go. While he is driving, the taxi driver sees a lawyer walking across the road, and not just any lawyer - this one screwed him out of $10 grand a year back. The taxi driver wanted to hit him really badly, but he didn't want to do it in front of a man of God. So, he hatches a plan. Right as he pulls up near the lawyer he pretends to pass out at the wheel. He loses control of the car and crashes into another taxi. The next thing he sees is a hospital ceiling. He is hooked up to an IV in a bed. He sees the priest who had been in the car accident sitting next to him, praying. "You're alive! Praise the Lord!" the priest says. "Did I hit him? That lawyer that was crossing the street?" the taxi driver asks. "No," the priest replies, "but I got him with the door."

Answer 3

I was in a taxi in Nairobi Kenya in 1993 and a soccer game crowd was let out into the streets , the home team had lost and a riot broke out ontothe streets.They swarmed the cab, we gave the driver $30 and told him the faster you drive the more money you get .He put the pedal to the floor and the crowd parted like the sea for Moses.We got out alive luckily.

Answer 4

I was on medical leave from the ship I used to work on here in Miami and was in a taxi going to a mall. The cabbie asks me in a very gruff, gnarly voice,
"So whaddya goin' to tha mall for?"
"Oh just some shopping", was my reply which is pretty self explanatory when you think about it!
"Oh I thought you'd be going to pick up some p*ssy", he then says to me!! " That's what I did when I was your age", he added. It was at that point I realized that I should have walked and I remained quiet for the rest of the journey...
Picking up "p*ussy" in a MALL!!?
No wonder the guy ended up as a cab driver!!

Answer 5

I called a cab from work to get home one day, well The cabbie was a nice enough young bloke. When he dropped me off he gave me his card and asked if he could come inside for a coffee.

I said no , so he told me to call if I ever needed a cab.

I did ring him one night, I was meeting my Friends at a pub to watch a band, I had gotten home late that day and was sort of desperate to get a cab.

He turned up and lectured me the whole 30 minute drive about men touching me.

He told me he would wait outside until I needed a lift back home.

I just said "yeah whatever" He never charged me for the trip.

He was out there when we emerged 5 hours later.

I told him I had another lift home with some friends, he didn't like that very much.

A couple of days later he turned up at my house. he just sat out in the street in his cab.

I had to be really mean to him to get him to leave me alone, I didn't see him parked out there anymore but I did see him drive past on occasion. SCARY!

Answer 6

A friend and I took a cab home from a bar one night in a big city. I was pretty messed up, as was she. So, we get the cab driver of course that wanted to talk about terrorism and what not. I kept saying random things to p*ss him off. It was great. :D

Answer 7

My friend and I got picked up by a cabbie that loked like Heath Ledger. He was having a boring night, so he turned off the meter and drove us around for ages while we decided where to go. Eventually his boss came on and told him to turn his meter back on and start working, so he dropped us off. As I was getting out, he asked for my number, so I gave it to him (he did look like Heath Ledger?) Anyway, next morning at 7:00, after getting home at 3, I was woken by my stepmum saying I had a phone call. When I answered, a lady who sounded like she'd been crying asked who I was and how I knew her husband. Turned out the guy was married, his wife was about to have her baby and she had been looking through his log book from the night before and found a whole heap of girls' phone numbers. He'd already cheated on her heaps of times, and she was (rightfully) paranoid. Nasty bastard.

Sorry, that was long winded. It's late.

Answer 8

kansas city missouri..a loud black male taxi driver with a lead foot. he drove so fast that if you werent in your seat belt, you would have slid all the way across the back seat back and forth

Answer 9

me and a friend he is a drag queen.anyway so we had to stop at the store and I thought it was pretty obvious that he looked liked a guy. when my friend got out of the car the cab driver said god she's tall,she's hot can you give me her number....lmao

Answer 10

well thetaxi driver who dropped us to the beijing airport, snatched my money and ran back to his taxi and ran off....taxi drivers in china are such big asses hate china!!!!!