"Actually, Madam, we pronounce it 'Keesh'".
From a birthday card I received this morning. Yep, 27 yet again. Thought it would make my chums in Words & Wordplay smile. Know any others?
2007-01-07 22:39:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Thanks for all the good wishes. Much appreciated. Hope you each had a good day too! I wonder why all the thumbs down, though? Someone very narrow-minded...
2007-01-08 04:41:21 · update #1
............................ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...............................
................... HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY...................
........... **** SMILES 'N' HUGS 'N' KISS YOUR WAY **** ......
And here was me thinking " Shaken or Stirred Madam " ? .....
2007-01-08 00:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe They Just Like To Make There Customers Feel Fancy At There Greasy Fast Food Place!!? Lol Maybe You Spend To Much Time There To Know What There Ketchup Packets Say!
2016-05-23 09:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a joke here in Romania:''Waiter do you have frog legs?No madam,this is the way I walk!''
Happy Birthday!
2007-01-07 23:39:07 · answer #3 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
Hope you get spoilt on your special day.
2007-01-07 23:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by michelle_in_aus2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For your birthday i thought about sending a sexy stripper to ur place, but then i thought, why should i insult ur sensibilities when, for the same money.......i cud have one sent to my place!!! LOL Happy Birthday
2007-01-07 22:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
That was cute
2007-01-07 22:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by mreheather6 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about this ...
A girl walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.
2007-01-07 23:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAVE A FAB DAY, I always forget my birthday card jokes lol
2007-01-07 22:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Mea 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
happy birthday proofxx
2007-01-07 22:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by beer buddy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal said to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"
2007-01-07 22:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by SEO 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
happy birthday.
2007-01-07 22:47:09 · answer #11 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋