My goldfish can mime the word "Bob". Anyone else got a talented pet?

Answer 1

Yes, my dog recently performed an impromptu post modern criticism of cultural imperialism in mime, counter-pointing man's plea for understanding in a mechanised ethos with the alienation inherent in consumerist society. Unfortunately, this profoundly deep and emotionally cathartic work of art was misinterpreted by those present as her licking her own genitalia.

Answer 2

God has many talented pets. The wood ant for example, has been around for hundreds of millions of years without destroying its environment or needing to change its appearance. In Kurt Vonnegut's Creation Story (blessed be he, I must bow down and worship his ties), God creates man and woman from the clay of the earth. 'So what's all this for?' they ask. 'Don't ask me, you work it out' says God, and goes off to create something else. She has faith in us. It is a comfort to me.

Answer 3

It's sorta a pet...we have a cow, and he's figured out how open his pen.he got out and we found him in front of the house, oh and 2 dead turkeys.

Answer 4

My gold fish can jump out of it's aquarium and bounce several times in the ground before somebody would return him back to it's aquarium.

Answer 5

My hamster can climb all the way across the top of his cage! Hes one rock hard hamster!

Answer 6

My goldfish can mime, "get off your fat azz and feed me"

Answer 7

I had a shetland pony, that would cough the national anthem,after all he was a little hoarse?

Answer 8

My cat is good on Chinese history.
I ask him: "Who ruled China from 1939 to 1976, instituting various cultural and agricultural reforms?"
then I pull his tail, and he answers:
"MAO!"

Answer 9

My cats can sing Crazy Chick and actually sound better than Ms Church!!! ;O) xx

Answer 10

I had a hamster that could do the monkey bars once.