i will pay you not to perform ever again
2007-01-07 21:42:45 · 23 answers · asked by casey q 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you are wrong.......i am the worse singer you would have ever heard in your entire life.....thank heaven you have not heard me.....lol
2007-01-07 22:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true.I've heard that my whole life. I never thought I would get paid for it. Can I expect a check daily? You never know when I may have to burst out in song.
2007-01-08 01:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it. I can't carry a tune in a bucket, and I'm perfectly aware of that. So please pay me not to do it again, i sure could use the money right now :o)
2007-01-07 21:47:13 · answer #3 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, listen my sweetie-pies, don't listen to Simon. I thought you were just... well, you stayed in sort of rhythm with the music and... your sound is unique! NOW KISS ME SIMON!!!
2007-01-07 21:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by Paula Abdul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 of my friends have calenders of you up on their walls, and may I take this oppurtunity to compliment you on your recent perfecting of the arrogant, smug smile. (and the square head, i mean boy i thought spongebob was bad.)
love you sime.
2007-01-07 21:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mind Blank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That can't be true, have you heard everyone in this world sing?
(sorry, copied that from a movie I once saw)
2007-01-07 21:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by Corrine L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simon Cowell...have YOU ever tried singing? I thought so!
2007-01-07 21:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you have decided to put on a white t-shirt instead of your normal black one.
2007-01-07 21:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that last note booked your plane ticket home, sweetheart?
2007-01-07 21:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by Avskull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just give me your e-mail adress I'll just e-mail you my banking details!
2007-01-07 21:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋