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some australians may recognise this one, but on our trains there's this sticker on the wall that says

"at night travel near the
guards compartment marked
with a blue light"

and after some clever scratching it now reads

"at night rave near
the guards compartment
naked with a blue light"

so clever!

2007-01-07 19:35:14 · 7 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

Another Australian Joke.
In South Australia they have been trialing traffic signs that say

POLICE NOW ON THE LOOKOUT FOR
(space to slide in new sheet)
IN THIS AREA

The space to slide in new sheet has options like speeding seat belts, drink driving, and vandalism.

The sign just down from my house had the slide in space empty for weeks, and the anticipation of what slide in sheet was going to be put in must have been too much for some one. we woke up one morning to fond that someone had scrawled the word 'VANDALISM' where the slide should have gone!!
Just public minded I guess!!

2007-01-07 19:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by Den 4 · 1 1

basically lately I said Ring of hearth on Broadway. I walked out guffawing! no longer at Johnny money or on the performers. certainly, the song become firstclass, very professional. Had this been a overview it would want to were extremely enticing. the concern become that the director/producer/choreographer keen to "act out" the songs. Why? Johnny money's song doesn't choose performing out. The section that delivered me to laughter become even as 2 of the "Junes" and 2 of the "Johnnys" were strolling off into the tremendous blue reveal screen in silouette even as the third "Johny" sang. in consumer-friendly words they weren't strolling in line with eachother and it become very significant adverse to that staggering blue reveal screen. I were given an staggering chortle out of the evening. Thank goodness my fee ticket become loose.

2016-12-28 09:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

my town has terrible graffiti, but recently I have been impressed by the humor and quality of it (so glad you asked)
You see, I live in this college football town, and their is this stupid movie that has just come out about it. anyways...first I seen a dinasour (it was stenciled) and coming out of it's mouth was "we are marshall" lol
then i seen this scary looking monster guy with long scary nails (stenciled as well) and it said "go herd" (the football team)
the irony was great. It made me smile

2007-01-07 19:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The "Clapton is God" graffiti. Of course, if I had done that, it would have read, "Page is God."

2007-01-07 19:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Trick of the Tail 4 · 0 1

none like you said it's vandalism,and the ppl who do it should be hung by the balls until dead.

2007-01-07 19:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by BUSHIDO 7 · 0 2

i forgot what it was but it was very artistic.

2007-01-07 19:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

"Kilroy was here"

2007-01-07 19:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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