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Anyone know how to clean some high speed Italian silk sheets? Like I'm with this dude I met at a club last weekend and he seemed laid back and cool, no drama and kinda hot actually. Anyway we go back to his place and start messin around and things got a bit intense, like you know he was polishing my pole etc. Then my turn. I'm like dude it's way too big and I'm like gagging and choking a bit and then this punk just blows his whistle ! No warning. I'm like spitting and spewing and the stuff gets all over his sheets. Duh! Well this dude starts wailing and getting all dramatic about these "expensive" Italian silk sheets. What the F---K ? Am I like supposed to be responsible for these? He wants me to pay for them ! Is this dude like a drama queen or what?

2007-01-07 19:04:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

12 answers

Are you still in his place, using his computer and his internet connection waiting for advice on what to do with the **** on the sheets? It looks like the beginning of a long term relationship to me, so start cleaning the mess.

2007-01-07 19:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You're not responsible for them because he was the one making the gamble by bringing some stranger into his home. If he didn't want anything unsanitary or weird to happen to his sheets, he shouldn't have offered his place, or he should've changed the sheets.

If you want to relationship with this guy, then I'd say you'll want to pay for those sheets or find a way to clean them, which shouldn't be very hard unless his semen is composed of some odd chemicals. Or you two were using some odd chemicals in your activities.

2007-01-08 03:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Dorsiatic 2 · 0 0

Sex is messy. He took you back to his place. He knew what sheets were on his bed. He took the risk. If you want to soothe things over and be really generous, offer to split the dry cleaning bill with him. No more. Otherwise, tell him that it's his stuff on the sheets, his sheets, his problem.

Drama queen, to say the least. And so not classy. No one who can afford expensive sheets would complain about a dry cleaning bill. No one. And if he didn't want his sheets to get dirty, he would have changed them or not taken you there in the first place.

2007-01-08 03:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jamir 4 · 1 0

too bad...sucks to be him. that is what he gets for blowing without notice. he could have warned you so if u didnt want him going in ur mouth u could have grabbed a towel or something else. DO NOT give him any money. let him deal with it! move on and ditch that drama queen!

2007-01-08 03:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by mich_teddybear 4 · 1 0

u just met the guy let him worry about his sheets, plus it was his fault cus he didnt let u know... i mean unless you care about this guy (which can happen i dont see why not, u said he was big lol jk) well if you wanna "help" mmm... i hope u get good answers on how to clean those sheets, good luck!

2007-01-08 06:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by antoni_m 4 · 0 0

He's the one that blew his load. He can clean his own sheets. Get the hell out of there. I hope you didn't tell him your real name, phone number, address or anything. He'll probably take you to Judge Judy. Oh, please let him do that. I would love to see that episode.

2007-01-08 04:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0 0

Never heard of "high speed" sheets.

2007-01-08 11:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

his sh*t so his mess. Drama Queen is right. Tell him to by his own sheets.
If it happened to you would you expect him to buy you new sheet hell no!!
Tell him you'll wash them with bleach hahahahaha

2007-01-08 03:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by marion 2 · 1 0

no.
you are not responsible for a new set of sheets.
no way. no how.!

furthermore, tell him to buy a wrestling mat.
that way he can wipe it up next time,
when you come over.
wink!

2007-01-08 03:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by john john 5 · 0 0

thats what ya get for casual sex. You can always say no! Next Time! HEHE

2007-01-08 04:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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