2007-01-07 18:07:47 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i want to dance with a penguin and a pigeon while stevie wonder is playing in the background
OOODDDLEEE!!!!!!!
cheescake!
and i love q-tips
and i was bitten by a squirrel...no seriously
2007-01-07 18:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries.
2007-01-07 18:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me up. There was no way out. So I dug a hole. There were worms in that hole. They tickled me. They drove me crazy.....(Repeat until insane)
I have flat feet. I stole Jack Sparrows jar of dirt. The Krakken is my pet. I am a Dragon Rider. Galbatorix fears me. Elves have pointy ears. Dwarfs are midgets obsessed with rocks. Apparently they don't like heights either. My dad is snoring. I ate a banana for breakfast. Take your pick.
2007-01-07 18:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Aeryn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anyone here for a game of Duck Duck Duck Goooooossseee?!! I am painting a canvas using chihuahuas in a bowl as a model. Free Tibet! Andy Garcia had a twin attached to his shoulder when he was born. Jean Paul Sartre said, "Hell is other people."
2007-01-07 18:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too bad the center of the pizza didn't heat up. Why is the cat always aggressively attacking male cats through the window, obviously doesn't notice it, she could bang her head. She flashes those claws and hisses like there's no tomorrow and would probably spill blood if she had access to the male cats. They just think she's cute and want to get closer to her. She wants to dig her claws into them. Nearly ripped the screen during the summer, and this is the cute, fat, playful, lazy one.
2007-01-07 18:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mariah Carey originally held the title for most albums sold by a female artist.Billboard recently revealed that it is now Madonna.
2007-01-07 23:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a canoe is running through the desert. How many pancakes does it take to cover it?
answer.. none ice cream does not have any bones
2007-01-07 18:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by nanc5979 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kumquats!
2007-01-07 18:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by mashfanficchick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Own a Rusty Spork.
2007-01-07 18:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by karma_goddess84 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Corn on the cob
2007-01-07 18:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋