everyone has that crazy relative. what is the weirdest thing he/she did?

Question

my father-in-law told a joke at a store and later the cops showed up at his house. he said " i saved a woman from being raped in the parking lot" the lady behind the counter said "good for you what did you do"? he said "i changed my mind"! she took him serious and called the police.

Answer 1

Mother in law pulled up to drive thru at local bank. She was cashing an income tax return check and when the teller gave her the money, she pulled forward to count the money. This was when new type of $100 bills came out. She rams vehicle into reverse, keeps bumping into the car behind her until it reverses and she pulls back up to the teller window to scream at her: "What the hell are you trying to pull? I don't know just how stupid you think I am, but I am not stupid enough to take no fake $100 bills. I want to talk to the bank manager and I mean right G.D. now!"
Never mind that it was on a Friday and the 3rd of the month. Bank was packed with people inside in tellers' lines and with her screaming, they heard every word.
This is one of the times that I have been most embarrassed in my life. Several people in the bank were my coworkers or acquaintances. I was hoping that the earth would just open a hole and swallow me up at the particulair minute. I have NEVER, and WILL NEVER, ride in a vehicle again with her again!

Answer 2

Damn! thats a great question!

I come from a family full of freaks, & one yr at a family reunion here in the NYC, we were all around the pool, my aunt decides she wants to skinny dip, so she strips off ALL her clothes & stands there so everyone can see her big @assets & then jumps in. I was mortified for her husband, but she did look fabulous though... i mean if she wasn't my aunte, she would have got poked! 4 real

Answer 3

my cousin goes to the snake handling church that believes in picking up the serpent

Answer 4

I am that crazy relative.

Answer 5

There's so many to choose from.