Yes I have. I see the flashing lights in my rear view mirror, so I pull over to the side of the road. The cop comes up to my truck as I roll down the window. He say's "Do you know why I pulled you over" so I say "You thought I had donuts". He had actually pulled me over for speeding but I made him laugh, so he let me off.
2007-01-07 17:20:34
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answered by OOGLY 4
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Once I was walking down a lane downtown in the city I was born. It was late at night and I was going back home on foot. I had a couple of drinks with some friends in a small bar and I have to admit that I was a little drunk. Not that drunk, but my steps were not so steady, if you know what I mean. My mind was a little foggy but I knew exactly what I was doing on my way for a good sleep. It was a beautiful summer night. Suddenly a strong flash light blinded me. I was scared to death, since I realized that it was a patrol of two cops trying to kill their time with me. They asked for my id and then started asking stupid questions about my whereabouts. I told them to let me in my peace since I was legitimate and my papers were in proper order. Quite surprisingly one of the two cops, a 6 feet tall gay with a thick reddish mustache, bended over my shoulder and asked whispering into my ear: “Are you h0rny?”. “No, dude, I am not, I answered”. But I was lying... I can not continue with the story, because the Yahoo! Cops are hanging around and you cannot lie to them, can you?
2007-01-08 01:24:26
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answered by Alex 2
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After a x-mas party at work having few glasses of champagne and drank some espresso afterwards, cops checked random cars coming out of the parking lot, one asked me if I had a drink. I said, coffee --and he let me go. My colleague leaving a few min later and said the same thing but they took alcohol test on her and yes she failed.
2007-01-08 01:16:41
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answered by Speck Schnuck 5
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yes...
but it want that bad..!
like 2 years ago me and my friend were like pouiring water from water bottles on eachother and then he like swung to hard i guess and it went into the street and hit a car and there was a cop around the corner! of course
well then he came up to us and asked what happened and my friend said that there was a bee he was trying to swat away and that he was allergic and the bottle slipped ou tof his hand
thats not that bad..is it?
2007-01-08 01:11:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Not to a cop but to a govt official. They never found out.
2007-01-08 01:11:27
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answered by •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑• 7
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LOL...don't you just hate cops? I've never been pulled over but i'll be ready to lie just in case..
2007-01-08 01:10:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Anyone telling you that they haven't lied is, of couse, lying!
But I can't say I have ever told porkies to the police.....
2007-01-08 01:16:36
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answered by FoxyB 5
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I drive over the road in a truck - define lie.
2007-01-08 01:24:22
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answered by Norman 7
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Yes, they ask did you know you were speeding and I said no
2007-01-08 01:09:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, I have lied to the police on many ocassions.
2007-01-08 01:10:37
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answered by Anonymous
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