2007-01-07 17:02:45 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Great question...
My vote would have to go with Big Bird.
Reason: It's quite clear that Double B wouldn't show up alone. Strung out druggy Snufflupagus would be there as well. I think it's quite clear what type of crazy motherf*cker Snuffy is. He's gonna bring his 'gat' and I'm sure he wouldn't be thinking too reasonably after spending way too much money on his last fix from that d*ckhead dealer Oscar.
My only hope in this equation is that the smurfs don't hear about this meeting. You know how territorial they can get when their turf is under attack.
Hope that helped.
P.S. If this fight doesn't go down for another 2 weeks Barney definitely doesn't have a chance. The Pimp... I meant The Count gets paroled on good behavior then and is really upset about his tricks rolling on him, so he'll be lookin to bust some heads as well.
2007-01-07 20:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by bendabomb85 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Barney
2007-01-07 17:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney because Big Bird will have shot himself as soon as Barney started singing.
2007-01-07 17:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by hopelessmagic 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird
2007-01-07 17:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird
2007-01-07 17:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boxing: Barney has the arms, the reach and that prehensile tail would provide him stability.
Straight out street fighting: Big bird has a beak no contest.
2007-01-07 17:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by Village Player 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird, for sure. He single-handedly wasted every animal in the New Zoo Revue, and eats chumps like Barney for breakfast.
2007-01-07 17:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by stinadeutsch71 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Big bird! Hes been around the block for awhile. Barney is to lovey-dovey and purple.
2007-01-07 17:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by meka g 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird would kick Barneys gay purple a**!
2007-01-07 17:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by Noodles 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Barney would win, sadly. He would probably do big bird up the bird asss with his tail.
2007-01-07 17:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋