2007-01-07 16:41:51 · 23 answers · asked by Tyrone 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'd PUT A CORK IN THAT B*TCH !
2007-01-07 16:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by hughgrection4 1 · 0⤊ 6⤋
My wife will fart in your face if you're not paying attention. And if you are, she'll try anyway. I married a country girl and if the conversation doesn't turn to $hit at a family gathering we all start wondering if someone's upset about something. FACT
2007-01-07 16:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, funny. Farting is perfectly natural especially in your sleep. I'm sure you go at it all night long too. Go to bed before her if it bothers you so much.
2007-01-07 16:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by mypassions4life 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how about when its the husband farting all night next to his wife?but then again its ok for a man to fart but for a lady its not ladylike.....its a turn off for you guys...well its natural gas...lol...but serious you guys are more potent then us anyways...you dont hear us women on here complaining bout her man farting...or how bad it smells.....cause its a manly thing????? plzzzzzz...oh and if its in her sleep ...then she has no control of her booty movements...shes sleeping...well plugs baby....good luck
2007-01-07 16:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by mspain719 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, spare that poor wife of urs cos if she farts in her sleep, she isn't aware of it, so what to do? If she does that purposely, in public, then you should be alarmed! So, thank God for your blessings that ur wife is not a farting exhibitionist instead! haha!
2007-01-07 16:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Kee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To the girl who said that she doesn't fart, bull! And, also, my farts always outstink my boyfriend's, so he can just suffer!
2007-01-07 16:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Charlie Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My spouse does not fart while sleeping.... And if it did happen it would not bother me..... it is natural.
2007-01-07 16:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you close enough with someone to marry them you don't care about things like that anymore.
2007-01-07 16:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by patriciamariegrant 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha in my house it't the hubby. I rationally know he can't help it but I still find it disgusting. Maybe you can help her adjust her diet or buy her some beano.
2007-01-07 16:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by mother of Bridezilla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my husband is always telling me about my sleep farts. he says i don't do it as much as he picks on me.
i son't think he realizes that he does it too!
2007-01-07 16:47:09 · answer #10 · answered by KJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shut up, turn over and go to sleep- you big baby!
2007-01-07 16:45:47 · answer #11 · answered by butterflylover 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋